On my normal work commutes I travel with two laptops: my personal macbook pro and a HP belonging to my consulting firm. My current client has just handed me a third laptop, which I must use to access their network remotely.

And I get to drag them ALL through the TSA in LAX on Friday morning.

Who wants to take bets on:

a) whether I get secondary inspection (drug swipes, pat downs, etc)
b) the over/under on the number of people who utter the phrase "you have THREE laptops!"
c) if I can restrain myself from responding sarcastically to the b) folks. "Yeah, those things tend to breed if you leave them alone long enough."

This is a record for me, though I do have a friend who once traversed Canadian security with four laptops. That one raised some eyebrows.