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Old Aug 19, 2008 | 11:41 am
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Smailtronic
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: BTR
Programs: DL Silver, CO Silver, AA, Wyndham ByRequest
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I'd love to see their "justification" for this one.

We, um, heard that turrists were getting employed as baggage handlers, and um, they could get out to the tarmac, so, we, uhh wanted to see if they could break into planes and, you know, like fly away with them. We had to try it 14 times to be thorough. So, give us some more money because we're keeping you safe.
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