I am a salaried employee. My work hours are when I decide to work, which today began at about 6:15AM. I'm about to have breakfast and spend 30 minutes on the elliptical machine followed by a shower. Then back to work for a few more hours until lunch. I'll likely post a bit on FT during this time, too.

You seem to be missing the fact that the 9-5 concept simply doesn't exist for many of us. OR you're not and just being silly.