<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by ozstamps:
These choice last row seats, most especially the centre ones on widebodies, and most especially the ones near the 4 screaming infants, are kept back and blocked especially for folks who turn up at airports and try and BS the check-in agents. Saying you are using a SWU to upgrade and then forgetting it etc, and hoping 500 milers might do instead. etc.
And they say "sorry no NC seats on hand right now, but I doooooooooooooo have a nice seat for you down at 61E. 
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Man this is soooo accurate. I nearly fell off the chair reading this.