Last week I posted about a TSA motivational poster that, for reasons known only to its maker, labeled TSOs "impetuous."

This week's gaffe came in the form of a posting made on our in-house suggestion forum, the Idea Factory. A TSO had accused BDOs of being a bunch of do-nothing drama llamas, whereupon a female BDO defended her cadre by insisting they were NOT merely "pre Madonnas"!

Tell me, what exactly IS a "pre Madonna"? The Virgin Mary prior to the Annunciation? Or Ms. Ciccone back in the days before she began shaving her armpits?!