next to last on page 3
SFO->ATL Sunday night redeye I was the next to last person listed on the third page of the upgrade list. I don't even know what the number was, if it's 20 to a page I beat your list easily (page 3 was well over half full).
As I had the exit seat with just 1 seat to the row (does that config even exist any more?), I just laughed and went on board.