Iowa is a great place, the only place I want to vacation. Honestly just ask the 100 or so Time Share reps Ive had to talk with

Ok I'll come clean Iowa is my 2nd favorite place, Oklahoma is #1

Yep no better way to let them know , I aint gonna be buying

At 1st they dont believe me till I start talking about the solitude of being in the corn fields they ask about sports, I answer sports who needs that when you have the corn. Then we talk about anything but a TS

I guess you can have a contest, who can find the ear of corn with the most niblets on it