If you want to try this anytime soon, PM me to set up the date. Mrs. bobsgt and I will provide backup and of course video the show for everyone to enjoy at the next PSP DO. (No, I'm not kidding. We really will do a floor show w/you!) I'm the guy who distressed AA in Kansas City once by singing to the tune of "Everythings up to date in Kansas City" the following:

American lost our luggage in Kansas City,
It's gone about as fer as it can go-
It's sitting in an airport three continents away,
and when it would return here, the man he could not say-
But for it's safe return is what I hope and pray,
It's gone about as fer as it can go,
It's gone about as fer as it can go!

As for two wrongs not making a right, three lefts make a right- or at least make up for the right turn I missed the first time!