To save everyone the hassle, let me respond on behalf of the FT community:

1. Did the passengers receive compensation?

2. Have you noticed there have been a higher number of incidents lately?

3. Are the pilots shutting down engines to protest executive bonuses?

4. Were pre-departure beverages served prior to the engine failure?

5. Was the f/c FA planning on following "FEBO"?

6. Were refreshments served during the wait for a gate at JFK?

What did I miss?