Submitted for your approval:

Holding a faxed itinerary of an August trip in my hand. Tagged on to the end of it is an extra bonus segment. It shows the Flight as "Open #900" which departs February 11 (man...August to February...that's a long layover) and departs from "False Island" at 0:00M and arrives at the same time at "Flat."

I can't seem to find these airports on any map and I'm not quite sure how to get to these locations in order to catch my flights. Don't know if I should upgrade on such an apparently short flight or even how many miles I'll earn or if this will qualify for The Great Offer.

I just hope the Public Address system doesn't come on with:

"Good Evening. This is your Captain Rod Serling speaking to you from the cockpit. Tonight I'd like to welcome you to flight number 900, non-stop service to...The Twilight Zone."