Originally Posted by
Cabin Boy
ARGH!!!! I have a few quiet, laptop free days in the glorious sunbaked English countryside amongst undulating hills, fill myself up to the brim with Bombay, relax, and come back to find....the scorpion thread still alive...
Lazarus of Bethany anyone?
Sorry, Cabin Boy, but couldn't resist!
Surely what the scorpion needs is a quick splat with the back of a hairbrush?