From the Associated Press:
New York, New York, April 25th, 2003
Today, an unidentified man returned from a two day trip to OMNI, complaining of headaches, shortness of breath, and severe cough.
After being hospitalized, the man, identified only as "UAoftenFlyer", was further diagnosed with severe bruising on his ego, and a sore throat, which he attributed to "screaming at my computer screen at the top of my lungs!!!".
Hospital officials are taking all necessary precautions, and are extending the WHO's travel warning to Toronto to also include OMNI, a little-known anarchic republic known for breeding subversives and causing havoc on the otherwise peaceful neighboring threads of "TravelBuzz" and "FT Dining"
[This message has been edited by notsosmart (edited 04-25-2003).]