craz, this seat switch-a-roo happened to you as pay back for your incessant and obnoxious insults of His Lordship Lawrence Kellner ("Giant Chipmunk," indeed!) and the flawless airline he runs! How dare you, you unmitigated cretin! Oh…wait, that cretin is me!

And just imagine, CO recently bumped another passenger out of a FC seat to accommodate me! Go figure.