I think it is time I informed the board of the sad loss of Sheep. He has wandered off into the great unknown that is Edinburgh, and shows no signs of wanting to return. He was last seen in a taxi in Leith, heading off to an unknown destination. I hope, wherever he is, that he is having a ball, and his future does not involve small children with sticky fingers.

Efforts to find him continue (if you are using taxis in Edinburgh, just make sure he isn’t lurking in there!), the police have him registered as missing, but given it’s been a couple of weeks with no news, I think I may have to accept that he has headed off to make his own way through life.