Originally Posted by DillMan

Both are actually......provided they are first washed in Precious Bodily Fluids. In fact I think your signature helped us solve the mystery of why the OP had to carry that much liquid with her.....fluoridation. Can't you see it clearly now?

Fellow FTers, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, my fellow FTers, children's ice cream!

Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence [due to fluoridation].