What is going on out there? Every other news story, it’s “Plane Full of People Confirmed For Contagious Rotting Eyeball Disease.” I gotta tell you, The End Times are way more banal than I’d thought they’d be.
The most recent incident of a planeful of people falling ill comes from a Virgin Australia flight from Melbourne to Auckland, New Zealand. Six ambulances met the aircraft after it landed at Auckland Airport (AKL) after approximately a hundred passengers reported coughing and feelings of physical illness.
According to a police spokesperson, all passengers were medically cleared.
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