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Hundreds Sick Aboard Virgin Australia Flight

What is going on out there? Every other news story, it’s “Plane Full of People Confirmed For Contagious Rotting Eyeball Disease.” I gotta tell you, The End Times are way more banal than I’d thought they’d be.

The most recent incident of a planeful of people falling ill comes from a Virgin Australia flight from Melbourne to Auckland, New Zealand. Six ambulances met the aircraft after it landed at Auckland Airport (AKL) after approximately a hundred passengers reported coughing and feelings of physical illness.

According to a police spokesperson, all passengers were medically cleared.

To read more on this story, go to Newshub.

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mvoight September 13, 2018

Hysterical........... If they weren't thinking about the possibility of getting sick like passengers last week, they would probably be ok

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BJM September 13, 2018

And now for the nitpick. The headline states "Hundreds." Flight VA 167 is operated by a 737-800 with capacity of 176 passengers. Not quite enough to qualify as Hundreds. Also main article indicates 100 passengers were

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BJM September 13, 2018

Hysterical contagion. IMNPHO.