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Do You Do the Lav Straddle?
Fly often enough on flights that are long enough and it’s bound to happen to you: nature calls while you’re sitting in the window seat. But, the stranger next to you is sound asleep, the drink cart is quickly coming down the aisle, and you have a decision to make. Do you try to wake the passenger next to you? Or do you do The Lav Straddle?
I did not know that the awkward scramble over the passenger sitting in the seat between you and the aisle had a name, but now that I’ve read The Lav Straddle in the FlyerTalk forum, I’ll never call it anything else. Says the post:
Seriously, don’t do this. If the aisle passenger is asleep, just wake them up. I actually talk this over before takeoff, esp. on a longer flight. If I’m window or middle, I ASK my rowmates how to best awaken them in case I must.If I’m on the aisle, I tell them how to wake me and insist they do so if I’m asleep and they need to get up. Honestly, no joke, if I awaken to find someone straddling me with a crotch or butt in my face, I can’t guarantee how I’ll respond.
Crotch-in-face is indeed one of the worst ways to wake up on a plane. But, I have to admit that I’m a lot less direct on a flight. My method is to sort of do an exaggerated, I AM PUTTING MY THINGS AWAY, FOLDING UP THE TRAY TABLE, TURNING IN MY SEAT TO LOOK DOWN THE AISLE TOWARD THE BATHROOM, and hope that the person next to me looks over at me. Then I’ll say “sorry,” half get up and they get the hint and unbuckle their seatbelt to move without either of us saying the word “bathroom.”