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In Preparation for Boarding, Please Turn On All Electronic Devices

Our safety remains Priority No. 1 for the brave, conscientious guys and gals of the TSA! Now, according to Homeland Security boss Jeh (pronounced jeh) Johnson, the agency has deemed it necessary to “crank…up” security at overseas airports, for reasons not entirely clear. But let’s get something straight, shall we, pal? The TSA doesn’t need…

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Amiri: The Most Luxurious Airline You’ve Never Heard Of

My friend Adam was checking into a Mandarin Oriental hotel and an airline crew caught his eye. It was a large, commercial-sized crew, and he “couldn’t not notice them,” decked out as they were in Cartier watches and other eye-catching gear. As he reports it, the captain—standing beside him at the desk—presented a black AmEx…

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Raspberries for the TSA

The terrorists and jihadists and those who hate us for our freedom think they’re going to blow up another plane in midair so soon (only 13 years!) after the last lot? The TSA and its UK counterpart so don’t think so! And if the ongoing campaign to keep the terrorists and jihadists and those who…

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Mauritius Refleets! Thousands Cheer!

Who among hasn’t, at one time, or another, flown Air Mauritius, the flag carrier of the Republic of Mauritius, an island nation in the Indian Ocean south and east of Africa immensely popular with deep-pocketed tourists and persons like myself, whom the world’s airlines are forever flying from one picturesque destination to another in hope…

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Is It Rude to Ignore the Safety Demo?

I really like this question, and I’ve been doubly inspired to address it this week. First I spied this Flyertalk discussion, started by AlwaysFly. He reported visiting client offices in the UK where he had to watch a safety video and answer questions about it before being permitted to enter. “Should this be done on aircraft?” he mused. That’s an interesting…

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Fair’s Fair in Farnborough

In view of the fact that, between them, they’re delivering 100 new passenger planes to the world’s airlines each month, it’s understandable that Boeing and Airbus are both looking pretty smug at the Farnborough Air Show, raging even as you read this in a field in the south of England. Neither, though, is expected to…

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Do the Security Headlines Concern Flight Attendants?

It happens every so often, so we’re all familiar with the drill. New intelligence about possible terrorist plot developments against the airlines comes to light; airline and/or airport security policies are updated to (hopefully) confront the alleged terrorist plans. Some of us will be glad that security is “being tightened”; some of us moan about…

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Let Us Now Praise a Great Man

EasyJet (whose name officially begins with a lowercase letter, but what is one to do at a moment like this?) and Ryanair have been dropping hints for ages that they’re contemplating frill-less, budget service from the UK to America, but it’s actually little Norwegian that’s actually begun offering it, for only $255 each way between…

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Let There Be Music…Played on Instruments That Don’t Smell Funny

Remember the old Sara Lee (bakery) commercials, the ones that asserted, “Everybody doesn’t like something, but nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee?” It came to mind the other day when I read about how the government-hired thugs and imbeciles who protect us from terrorist hijackers by making us take off our shoes at the airport are…

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N-suring America’s Aviation Future

Reading recently about Lufthansa’s having just taken delivery of its 76th jumbo jet, with the tail number D-ABYP, I found myself wondering, in relation to tail numbers, “What do they mean?” and “What, if anything, do they tell us about ourselves?” I discovered that ‘way back in 1919, the Air Navigation Convention decreed that airplanes…