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Lavatory Seat Paper Not Provided on U S Airlines?

Old Jan 26, 2014, 5:18 pm
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Originally Posted by slawecki
on russian trains, and venitian restaurants, just a nice tidy hole in the floor. the germs do not jump high enough to bight you.
I'm reminded of an old schoolboy bit of doggerel:

Don't think you're safe
If you stand on the seat.
The crabs in here
Can jump 26 feet
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Old Jan 26, 2014, 9:58 pm
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I was expecting this thread to be about Spirit finally deciding to charge pax for toilet paper (by the square, of course), but this was fun too.
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Old Jan 26, 2014, 10:58 pm
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First post...

Maybe they need to start marketing that "Rise" spray Steve Martin hocked on SNL to us travelers

But I think my quad and calf muscles have gotten stronger over them many flights I have taken due to utilizing the "hover stance"

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