Pretzel Obituary

Old Sep 2, 05, 7:20 am
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Pretzel Obituary

From a post on USAviation....


To all US Airways Employees:
As you may have heard, on August 31st another member of the US Airways
family retired. I'm refering to our good friend- Pretzels. Pretzels has
been with US Airways for the past four to five years and will be joining his
cousins 'Peanuts' and 'Hot Meals' in retirement. Though Pretzels tenure at
US Airways has been sometimes salty, sometimes stale, we will miss Pretzels
like a Philadelphia ground delay. Regardless, we as current members of the
US Airways family are confident that wherever Pretzels may end up, he'll be
making more dough than us.

Sincerely,
A. Crumb
Super Supreme Executive Vice President in charge of Infight Snacks and
General Council in charge of Operating an Airline fully for the express
intent to line my own pockets, so there.
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