"All flight attendants' beauty is now enhanced!"
Aug 22, 2002, 11:58 am
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"All flight attendants' beauty is now enhanced!"
Below are the actual announcements on yesterday's US Airways Flight 92 (SAN-PIT):
Captain: "We are dimming the cabin lights to enhance the beauty of our flight attendants".
(after the cabin lights have been dimmed
Lead FA: "All flight attendants' beauty is now enhanced!"
Captain: "We are dimming the cabin lights to enhance the beauty of our flight attendants".
(after the cabin lights have been dimmed
Lead FA: "All flight attendants' beauty is now enhanced!"
Aug 22, 2002, 12:35 pm
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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I actually heard this on a US flight landing in GSO
"USAirways would like to be the first to welcome you to the Greensboro/High Point/Winston Salem & greater Kernersville airport"
For those of you who are from the Triad I thought you might get a kick out of this. For those of you who are not from the area - disregard
"USAirways would like to be the first to welcome you to the Greensboro/High Point/Winston Salem & greater Kernersville airport"
For those of you who are from the Triad I thought you might get a kick out of this. For those of you who are not from the area - disregard
Aug 23, 2002, 4:22 pm
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Yesterday MKE-PIT, Captain "We have three professional flight attendants on board to show you a good time I mean provide professional service..." Great delivery, it's not often everyone on the plane laughs. It is great to see flight crews (and gate agents) with a sense of humor with all that's going on.
Aug 23, 2002, 5:46 pm
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Along similar, possibly apocryphal, story was the announcement from the pilot that "We here at US Airways are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are aboard this flight..."
