Jokes you can play on UA employees.
Feb 22, 2009, 3:44 am
#196
Join Date: Dec 2006
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When the flight attendant comes to the exit row and gives her lecture about her her to open the door int he case emergency, just sk them " Do I get to jump out first?". They will have no answer and it works all the time
Feb 22, 2009, 8:41 am
#197
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Maybe I lack some sort of humor gene, but I'd have to say that >95% of this thread simply isn't funny to me.
Feb 22, 2009, 12:18 pm
#199
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Feb 22, 2009, 3:07 pm
#201
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2006 morals were quite different.
Feb 22, 2009, 8:44 pm
#202
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Feb 22, 2009, 9:00 pm
#203
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Feb 22, 2009, 9:02 pm
#204
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The thread was playful in 2006. In 2009 the tone of the UA forum is much more embittered, and the thread comes off as catty.
Feb 22, 2009, 9:11 pm
#205
Moderator: Midwest, Las Vegas & Dining Buzz
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More discussion on why the thread is open than the subject matter. I'll close for now unless there is a compelling reason to reopen.
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