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Old Jan 31, 2019, 10:54 am
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How would you like to land at EWR and see your car on fire?

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Old Jan 31, 2019, 10:57 am
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Yikes!
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Old Jan 31, 2019, 10:58 am
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This is textbook Jersey
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Old Jan 31, 2019, 11:08 am
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Originally Posted by davie355
This is textbook Jersey
Yeah...probably a body in one of the trunks
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Old Jan 31, 2019, 11:12 am
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Yeah...probably a body in one of the trunks
One? That would not be 'textbook Jersey.'
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Old Jan 31, 2019, 12:11 pm
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Better than landing and seeing your aircraft on fire
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Old Jan 31, 2019, 12:14 pm
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Chris Christie probably needed a diversion to get to his car first. Doesn't have a limo service anymore.
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Old Jan 31, 2019, 12:26 pm
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"How would you like to land at EWR and see your car on fire?"

I’d wonder how my car got to New Jersey from Maui...
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Old Jan 31, 2019, 12:32 pm
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It is Newark after all.
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Old Jan 31, 2019, 12:32 pm
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That looks bad
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Old Jan 31, 2019, 12:33 pm
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Originally Posted by TObject
One? That would not be 'textbook Jersey.'
And youse gotta problem with that?
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Old Jan 31, 2019, 12:35 pm
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It's the new way of remotely warming up your car.
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Old Jan 31, 2019, 1:56 pm
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One way to get out of paying high parking fees.......
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Old Jan 31, 2019, 2:02 pm
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Originally Posted by milesmilesmiles
One way to get out of paying high parking fees.......
Very funny, but you know that they've still got to pay. Jersey!
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Old Jan 31, 2019, 2:02 pm
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Originally Posted by IAH-OIL-TRASH
I’d wonder how my car got to New Jersey from Maui...
No way I’d drive to Newark to take a flight. PHX is far enough.
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