UA Seat Poaching Attempt Experiences [Consolidated]
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UA Seat Poaching Attempt Experiences [Consolidated]
On my NRT flight earlier in the week, I was in row 9 as usual on the 77W, and I saw a very fashionably-dressed young man of about 35 walk confidently to 9L, without looking around surreptitiously or otherwise acting suspiciously, sit down and settle-in. Near the end of boarding, another pax walked-up, looked at the young guy and asked him if he was in the right seat. The young man immediately apologized and packed-up his things but asked the rightful occupant of the seat if he could leave his iPhone charging at the seat because there was no charger at his seat. The man, obviously an experienced J-Class flyer, asked the young guy if the charger was broken at his presumed J-Class seat, to which the young guy replied, "No, there is no charger at my seat". The rightful occupant then asked the young guy where he was seated and was incredulous when he replied, "Back there", pointing at the Y cabin.
All of this seemed surrealistic to me since I've seen nothing like this in many years, with FAs now checking the cabin loads closely, etc.
This prompts me to ask a few questions of the very experienced pool of flyers here:
1. Could this poach have possibly succeeded if the seat hadn't been taken?
2. Has anyone else seen any J poaching attempts recently?
3. Has anyone heard such a lame excuse before? I've had older, supposedly handicapped, people try to poach my seat before by begging for it when I confronted them about being in my seat, but I've never heard anything like this.
One of the oddest things about this is that the young guy had all the trappings of wealth; $1,500- designer sneakers, a $5,000- designer leather jacket, a Blancpain tourbillon watch, etc. So, from appearances, he could have afforded to buy a J ticket-Very strange.
All of this seemed surrealistic to me since I've seen nothing like this in many years, with FAs now checking the cabin loads closely, etc.
This prompts me to ask a few questions of the very experienced pool of flyers here:
1. Could this poach have possibly succeeded if the seat hadn't been taken?
2. Has anyone else seen any J poaching attempts recently?
3. Has anyone heard such a lame excuse before? I've had older, supposedly handicapped, people try to poach my seat before by begging for it when I confronted them about being in my seat, but I've never heard anything like this.
One of the oddest things about this is that the young guy had all the trappings of wealth; $1,500- designer sneakers, a $5,000- designer leather jacket, a Blancpain tourbillon watch, etc. So, from appearances, he could have afforded to buy a J ticket-Very strange.
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There are websites that promote these stunts - getting a premium cabin seat by tricks like this -- I think the success ratio is essentially zero,
Poaching E+,, that might be possible with such a stunt.
.... One of the oddest things about this is that the young guy had all the trappings of wealth; $1,500- designer sneakers, a $5,000- designer leather jacket, a Blancpain tourbillon watch, etc. So, from appearances, he could have afforded to buy a J ticket-Very strange.
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Poaching E+ from E is certainly possible and does happen, but with the level of service provided in J there's no chance a flight attendant isn't going to notice that a person isn't on their manifest and ask to see their ticket. "What you you like for dinner Mr... umm.. who are you?!?"
Do you know if the real 9L was an upgrade? It's possible the poacher had been watching the seat map (either at the gate or on their phone) and seen that 9L was free, only to have it given to an upgrade after they looked... Given it's 9L and thus one of the best seats on the plane I'd say that's unlikely, but possible.
Plus then there's the fact that all seats on 77W's have power, not just those in business...
I saw one about 6 months ago on a domestic flight. Older lady who I guess normally flies Southwest walked onto the plane, saw an empty seat she obviously liked the look off, and took it. When the real passenger from 1B came along the flight attendant pointed out that her seat number was on her boarding pass, and that this wasn't row 30-something....
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I've been conned into serving PDBs more often than I'd care to admit, though it's generally domestic F. I don't confirm names until the time I take meal orders, as the seatmap changes much too often during boarding and our apps don't refresh fast enough sometimes.
I did once have a "pilot's mistress" (her words, not mine) try to poach the crew rest seat on a 757 (4A? 5A?). That was a fun way to start an extended trip.
I did once have a "pilot's mistress" (her words, not mine) try to poach the crew rest seat on a 757 (4A? 5A?). That was a fun way to start an extended trip.
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<br />One of the oddest things about this is that the young guy had all the trappings of wealth; $1,500- designer sneakers, a $5,000- designer leather jacket, a Blancpain tourbillon watch, etc. So, from appearances, he could have afforded to buy a J ticket-Very strange.
https://www.flyertalk.com/articles/terrible-person-reveals-how-he-hacks-the-travel-industry.html
Also, on behalf of all thirty-somethings, thanks for considering us young
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I've been conned into serving PDBs more often than I'd care to admit, though it's generally domestic F. I don't confirm names until the time I take meal orders, as the seatmap changes much too often during boarding and our apps don't refresh fast enough sometimes.
I did once have a "pilot's mistress" (her words, not mine) try to poach the crew rest seat on a 757 (4A? 5A?). That was a fun way to start an extended trip.
I did once have a "pilot's mistress" (her words, not mine) try to poach the crew rest seat on a 757 (4A? 5A?). That was a fun way to start an extended trip.
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Was it this d-bag?
https://www.flyertalk.com/articles/terrible-person-reveals-how-he-hacks-the-travel-industry.html
Also, on behalf of all thirty-somethings, thanks for considering us young
https://www.flyertalk.com/articles/terrible-person-reveals-how-he-hacks-the-travel-industry.html
Also, on behalf of all thirty-somethings, thanks for considering us young
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This is so common! I knew a fella once who bought knock-offs in Dubai and claimed to have pulled off this J-seat stunt with Emirates a few times. Ironically, he was late on rent and asked me for borrowing car, watch, sunglasses. Thankfully, that was my first and only such interaction in life. There are plenty of pretending-to-be-wealthy gents and ladies in circulation! In 2009-2011 timeframe when I was scouting rental properties, me and my realtor often saw common theme among all short sales. About 70%+ houses we saw had a BMW or Audi parked in garage. Those images are so etched in my mind that whenever I see a BMW or Audi my subconscious thought is that person might be in a risky financial situation (obviously, that's not true)!
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I had a coworker fly from MEX-SFO in first in a seat that was not his. He was booked MEX-IAH, boarded the wrong flight because he was an idiot and the FA didn't say anything despite being in a seat that was not his (or booked). He even went through a secondary screening at the gate that they did to all flights to the US (not sure if they still do this, but they were when this happened about 4-5 years ago). He said first was about half full. It wasn't until he heard the announcement of the flight time soon after takeoff that he realized something was not right as the flight to Houston isn't that long. So is it possible someone could sit in first when they shouldn't? Apparently so...
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There are all sorts of stories about ways people try to sneak into FC. Apparently many people try hiding under a blanket as if it's a cloak of invisibility. I would love to see someone try that one day!