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A thread making {gentle} fun of the anonymous "Don't You Know Who I Am" (DYKWIAs) we run across in our travels.

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Old Oct 2, 23, 3:28 pm
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Originally Posted by Repooc17
Do you mean EWR (instead of JFK)?
Yes. I knew I got that wrong the moment I pushed send, but decided it wasn't worth going back to fix.
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Old Oct 3, 23, 11:52 pm
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Originally Posted by vicontt
Well, than people should be allowed as much carrion as possible to accomodate. Why is this controversial?
Because carrion has a propensity to stink.
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Old Oct 6, 23, 7:57 am
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Originally Posted by teddybear99 (Post # 853) (Jetway Etiquette, Post # 26)
In terms of luggage put up by coach passengers in the first/business class bins: The FA's don't worry about it because it is not their baggage, but if an airline wanted to really take care of their First/Business Class passengers, they would have a policy that any baggage in the overhead bins in First/Business not matching a passenger seated there, will be removed and be sent down to the regular baggage hold w/o any announcement. . . .
Some passengers engage in self-help.

Upon seeing a bag above their seats, they ask their neighbors in a loud voice, "Does this bag belong to anyone here?" Hearing no response, because the owner is back in coach, they remove it.

If left in the aisle, a flight attendant will take it away.

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Old Oct 6, 23, 12:43 pm
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Originally Posted by FlyingM
not to mention their attire on planes.
Not sure what this means regarding being a passenger on an airplane.
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Old Oct 7, 23, 12:41 pm
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Originally Posted by fumje
I'm feeling seen.
THIS! My wife has never had wording for this, I wonder if I should share that my condition is perhaps a FF associated thing :-)
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Old Oct 7, 23, 1:22 pm
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As the door closed on SEA-DEN today, 1E loudly claimed that her large handbag would not be going in the overhead since its a $400 bag. The FA was unmoved and handled it very professionally. So glad Im not in 1F as that poor guys been getting an earful for at least half an hour.
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Old Oct 7, 23, 2:10 pm
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Originally Posted by mbluecpa
As the door closed on SEA-DEN today, 1E loudly claimed that her large handbag would not be going in the overhead since its a $400 bag. The FA was unmoved and handled it very professionally. So glad Im not in 1F as that poor guys been getting an earful for at least half an hour.
When you think about it, its actually a multimillion dollar overhead, so she should be honored and flattered for her handbag.
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Old Oct 7, 23, 2:11 pm
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Old Oct 7, 23, 4:04 pm
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Originally Posted by mbluecpa
As the door closed on SEA-DEN today, 1E loudly claimed that her large handbag would not be going in the overhead since its a $400 bag. The FA was unmoved and handled it very professionally. So glad Im not in 1F as that poor guys been getting an earful for at least half an hour.
As opposed to someone else's $900 Tumi or Rimowa luggage.
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Old Oct 8, 23, 8:49 pm
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Originally Posted by abaheti
As opposed to someone else's $900 Tumi or Rimowa luggage.
Exactly! One reason Id be fired on the spot as an FA. Sorry, youre below out cutoff for precious bags.

Massive credit to the FA who handled it with aplomb.
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Old Oct 8, 23, 9:27 pm
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Originally Posted by wakko11
Not sure what this means regarding being a passenger on an airplane.
What it means, is that unless it's a redeye flight... you shouldn't look like you just rolled out of bed 5 minutes ago and are in Pajamas and Foam Slippers. Which sadly, is something I have seen on several occasions.
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Old Oct 9, 23, 1:24 am
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Originally Posted by FlyingM
What it means, is that unless it's a redeye flight... you shouldn't look like you just rolled out of bed 5 minutes ago and are in Pajamas and Foam Slippers. Which sadly, is something I have seen on several occasions.
So when I have to run to catch YVR-SFO after arriving from BKK or DEL in the early morning, you're going to judge me because it's a reasonably timed 2 hour flight, without having any idea what my last 16 hours entailed?
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Old Oct 9, 23, 1:38 am
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Originally Posted by canadiancow
So when I have to run to catch YVR-SFO after arriving from BKK or DEL in the early morning, you're going to judge me because it's a reasonably timed 2 hour flight, without having any idea what my last 16 hours entailed?
With all due respect, I trust that, as a fellow business traveler, you wouldn't find yourself dashing between terminals in casual attire like foam slippers and graphic-print pajamas. I hold the belief that you possess a level of self-respect that would prevent such a compromise in your presentation. At the very least, I certainly hope so.
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Old Oct 9, 23, 11:33 am
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Originally Posted by FlyingM
With all due respect, I trust that, as a fellow business traveler, you wouldn't find yourself dashing between terminals in casual attire like foam slippers and graphic-print pajamas. I hold the belief that you possess a level of self-respect that would prevent such a compromise in your presentation. At the very least, I certainly hope so.
Sounds like you're the one that has problems when others do not think like you. I don't consider casual attire as a lack of self-respect.
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Old Oct 9, 23, 11:47 am
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Originally Posted by wakko11
Sounds like you're the one that has problems when others do not think like you. I don't consider casual attire as a lack of self-respect.
Once again, I am referring to passengers who are wearing graphic print pajamas and foam slippers. It is certainly not the appropriate attire for flying.

Allow me to reiterate that it is my hope that individuals traveling for business purposes would possess the self-respect and awareness to present themselves in a manner that reflects positively on both themselves and their company.
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