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A thread making {gentle} fun of the anonymous "Don't You Know Who I Am" (DYKWIAs) we run across in our travels.
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#286
Join Date: Mar 2017
Location: Somewhere in EWR
Programs: UA GS, HH Diamond
Posts: 858
In The Hunger Games there was a winner. In EWR there are no winners.
#287
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: NYC
Programs: AADULtArer
Posts: 5,660
#288
Join Date: Oct 2019
Location: clue is in the nym
Programs: BA Gold, TP Gold, VS Gold, Hilton Diamond, IHG Diamond, Hyatt Globalist, Marriott Platinum
Posts: 826
#289
Join Date: Apr 2015
Programs: United Global Services, Amtrak Select Executive
Posts: 4,092
#290
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: NYC suburbs
Programs: UA LT Gold (BIS), AA LT Plat (CC SUBs & BD), Hilton Dia (CC), Hyatt Glob (BIB), et. al.
Posts: 3,279
“They” being feet or furniture ? “Removed” from the furniture or from one’s body ?
Last edited by Dr Jabadski; Apr 3, 2024 at 12:44 pm Reason: typo correction
#291
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: BUR / LAX
Programs: UA MM/Gold; WN A-list; HH something depending; Marriott Gold
Posts: 1,546
#292
Join Date: Dec 2008
Programs: DL Plat, Hilton Diamond
Posts: 325
I own this book, "The Lexicon of Intentionally Ambiguous Recommendations" (the article has the title wrong). It was given to me 30 years ago by a staff member, who probably had my future recommendations of him in mind. It's delightful...and still available on Amazon.
#293
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: NYC suburbs
Programs: UA LT Gold (BIS), AA LT Plat (CC SUBs & BD), Hilton Dia (CC), Hyatt Glob (BIB), et. al.
Posts: 3,279
If enforceable, “If you put your feet on the furniture your feet will be removed (from your body)” would make much more sense .