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Old Feb 15, 2015, 7:31 pm
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I get hacked off at the inconsistency of the lengths of the seat belts on ERJ's. I'm a bigger guy, some of them fit with plenty to spare, and some of them just barely squeak in.
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Old Feb 15, 2015, 8:25 pm
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Originally Posted by Indelaware
I hate it when they do it. And UA is not alone. I've heard US, AA, & DL all do the same.

Another problem: often when I hear GA say "full flight," I glance at the podium computer screen to find that it is not a full flight; that there are a few seats not sold. Com'on... full means full, it doesn't mean "nearly full."
The FAA mandates the following terminology:

"Full flight" >90%
"Very full flight" >94%
"Completely full flight" >96%
"Very VERY Full flight" > 97%
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Old Feb 15, 2015, 8:29 pm
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Originally Posted by dank0014
Oh why must so many of the lavs on UA planes be designed for women....the toilet seats seem to have a feature built in that due to the curvature of the plane in F to automatically drop down the toilet seat even when I put it up.
A good entrepeneur would write a book for women entitled "How to operate a toilet seat: you *can* put it down"
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Old Feb 15, 2015, 9:10 pm
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Originally Posted by Cargojon
I get hacked off at the inconsistency of the lengths of the seat belts on ERJ's. I'm a bigger guy, some of them fit with plenty to spare, and some of them just barely squeak in.
I've found Commutair's Q200s to have the shortest belts. If I have winter clothing on, I have to take off my coat, which is awful if the aircraft has been sitting overnight.
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Old Feb 16, 2015, 2:01 am
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Winner so far IMHO

Originally Posted by JVPhoto
The purser/IFM from my MUC-EWR flight today didn't remember me when I recognized him from a EWR-HKG flight this summer.
Outrageous.
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Old Feb 16, 2015, 4:26 am
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Originally Posted by thesun
I've found Commutair's Q200s to have the shortest belts. If I have winter clothing on, I have to take off my coat, which is awful if the aircraft has been sitting overnight.
Winter at BWI.....to bolster the hyperbole...
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Old Feb 16, 2015, 2:34 pm
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Originally Posted by dbaker
The FAA mandates the following terminology:

"Full flight" >90%
"Very full flight" >94%
"Completely full flight" >96%
"Very VERY Full flight" > 97%
Joke?
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Old Feb 16, 2015, 5:20 pm
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Originally Posted by caverunner17
Joke?
No, CFR section 787 subsection 666
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Old Feb 16, 2015, 5:35 pm
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Im gonna echo my 2014 complaint about the way the recorded voice on the AirTrain at ewr pronounces "United" as "U-netted."
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Old Feb 16, 2015, 5:56 pm
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Announcements SFO/NRT where the Japanese translation takes 3 times as long as the original English announcements.

Shoulder belt in F that sometimes requires 2 men and a dog to claw out of the back of the seat.
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Old Feb 16, 2015, 10:05 pm
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the plain hershey's milk served to be used with breakfast cereal and oatmeal.

seeing "hershey's" on a box of non-chocolate milk is a tease.

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Old Feb 17, 2015, 8:33 am
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Originally Posted by riphamilton
the plain hershey's milk served to be used with breakfast cereal and oatmeal.

seeing "hershey's" on a box of non-chocolate milk is a tease.
That is a legitimate outrage!
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Old Feb 17, 2015, 9:24 am
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Originally Posted by Cargojon
I get hacked off at the inconsistency of the lengths of the seat belts on ERJ's. I'm a bigger guy, some of them fit with plenty to spare, and some of them just barely squeak in.
If you stopped hacking them off, this problem would resolve....
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Old Feb 17, 2015, 9:25 am
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Originally Posted by JHake10
Every PS flight i'm on in Y, I attempt to order the "Chicken Stir Fry" and every time the FA says they don't carry that. Take it off the menu then!!
Or at least offer it at half price...

(Cue my favorite joke....)
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Old Feb 26, 2015, 7:50 am
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Financial Times papers stuffed into rack too tightly at LAX (former GFL) UC, really had to make an effort to not pull several newspapers out and onto the floor, especially since on bottom shelf.
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