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#76
FlyerTalk Evangelist, Ambassador: World of Hyatt
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: NJ
Programs: Hyatt Globalist, Fairmont Lifetime Plat, UA Silver, dirt elsewhere
Posts: 46,919
Panic attack over. Thanks to all who calmed me down
Seats are available as they were yesterday.
Seats are available as they were yesterday.
#77
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Slightly to the left of center
Posts: 3,475
Negative.
#83
FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: ORD
Programs: UA 1K
Posts: 16,901
#85
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Slightly to the left of center
Posts: 3,475
"UA is monitoring customer buying trends and feedback which are suggesting customers prefer an all-economy class airplane in a global airline. Welcome, Ted - International edition."
#86
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 498
#87
FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: ORD
Programs: UA 1K
Posts: 16,901
"UA is pleased to announce a change you will like. After extensive monitoring of customer buying trends and feedback suggesting customers prefer an all-economy class airplane in a global airline, we are enhancing our service by offering a new uniform customer experience in single cabin aircraft. No more confusing variety of options or lack of clarity among Global First, Business First, and Business. Instead, we're wiping the slate clean and introducing Ted - International edition. You won't even need to decide whether to turn left or right upon entering the aircraft, everything will be right. Irked by being shooed into the Lavatory in 'your own cabin'? No more, all lavatories will be equally open to all."
#88
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 498
Getting better. How about:
"UA is pleased to announce a change you will like. After extensive monitoring of customer buying trends and feedback suggesting customers prefer an all-economy class airplane in a global airline, we are enhancing our service by offering a new uniform customer experience in single cabin aircraft. No more confusing variety of options or lack of clarity among Global First, Business First, and Business. Instead, we're wiping the slate clean and introducing Ted - International edition. You won't even need to decide whether to turn left or right upon entering the aircraft, everything will be right. Irked by being shooed into the Lavatory in 'your own cabin'? No more, all lavatories will be equally open to all."
"UA is pleased to announce a change you will like. After extensive monitoring of customer buying trends and feedback suggesting customers prefer an all-economy class airplane in a global airline, we are enhancing our service by offering a new uniform customer experience in single cabin aircraft. No more confusing variety of options or lack of clarity among Global First, Business First, and Business. Instead, we're wiping the slate clean and introducing Ted - International edition. You won't even need to decide whether to turn left or right upon entering the aircraft, everything will be right. Irked by being shooed into the Lavatory in 'your own cabin'? No more, all lavatories will be equally open to all."
#90
Join Date: Dec 2011
Posts: 375