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Old Aug 9, 2012, 7:22 pm
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Originally Posted by Michael D
Originally Posted by Bonehead
Last night (8-8), UA 6280 (CRJ700, AUS-DEN) with 12 folks on the upgrade list the FAs strap a rather large bowling ball in a bag into seat 2C. I mentioned to the FAs that there were 12 on the upgrade list and to maybe mention this to the GA (we elites have to watch out for each other), and they said that the GA didn't say anything about the empty FC seat or about moving someone up.

If I had been in the back and seen a bowling ball in a FC seat, I would have been miffed.
So if no one is sitting beside me can I strap my carryon into that seat?
Tuesday night, was in 3a on a RJ145. 3b was empty, 3c was occupied by a guitar, which thankfully followed the rules and buckled up.
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Old Aug 9, 2012, 7:25 pm
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Originally Posted by bmr12
The bowling ball is the new VP of customer relations.
LOL

Nicely done.
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Old Aug 9, 2012, 8:03 pm
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Obviously it was needed in FC for weight balancing. 16 lbs can make a difference! Remember safety comes before service.
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Old Aug 9, 2012, 8:09 pm
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Originally Posted by COSBob
Originally Posted by thumbun
Oh Spare Me!!!
Of course. Strikes are for pilots.
I'm split on this one.
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Old Aug 9, 2012, 8:11 pm
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Takes a lot of balls to jump in front of elites on the list
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Old Aug 9, 2012, 8:18 pm
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About half way through the flight I bet the guy realized, hey, why am I back here and the ball up there? Wouldn't it make more sense to switch?
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Old Aug 9, 2012, 8:25 pm
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Originally Posted by DianeDakota
Actually bowling balls are allowed onboard. So are pigs and monkeys if it is a service animal. I remember the pig that flew first class on NW...not personally as I did not meet the pig but remember the bruhaha over it. I imagine those 1st class passengers were not too happy about their seat mate.

Maybe it's a therapy ball.....
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Old Aug 9, 2012, 9:28 pm
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I'm split on this one.
It depends on how you frame it.
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Old Aug 9, 2012, 9:35 pm
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Originally Posted by Vunder31
It depends on how you frame it.
I don't know. I'm pretty certain I'd be going ballistic if I were sitting next to the spheroid in question.
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Old Aug 9, 2012, 10:14 pm
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Old Aug 9, 2012, 10:31 pm
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I am loathe to pin the blame on the bowling ball.
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Old Aug 9, 2012, 10:40 pm
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Thread of the month! ^^
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Old Aug 9, 2012, 11:01 pm
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Originally Posted by NeoOfTheCRS
Takes a lot of balls to jump in front of elites on the list
Now that's just about enough!!!

Get your mind out of the gutter!!!
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Old Aug 9, 2012, 11:02 pm
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If the bowling ball is the new VP of customer relations did the bowling ball get first choice of meal over paying F passengers? (Err...snack box: what do you think this is, DL?)

Best thread on the MP forum in a long, long time.
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Old Aug 9, 2012, 11:13 pm
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I don't think anyone has asked yet, but was the bowling ball a GS?
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