Open Letter to Our Son, Excellency, President Smisek
Apr 6, 2011, 4:58 pm
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Open Letter to Our Son, Excellency, President Smisek
Our son, Excellency,
President Smisek
U.S.A of Chicagoland
We have been hurt more morally that physically because of what had happened against us in both deeds and words by you. Despite all this you will always remain our son whatever happened. We still pray that you continue to be president of the United. We Endeavour and hope that you will gain victory in the new merger. You are a man who has enough courage to annul a wrong and mistaken action. I am sure that you are able to shoulder the responsibility for that. Enough evidence is available, Bearing in mind that you are the president of the strongest airline in the world nowadays, and since Continental is waging an unjust war against a small airport of a developing city. This County had already been subjected to burning river and Drew Cary, furthermore it also suffered a direct aggression during People's Express time. This city is Cleveland. Hence, to serving world peace . . . Friendship between our peoples . . . and for the sake of not having to connect to get everywhere, you are in a position to keep CLE for good and give flying machines not powered by rubber bands. As you know too well democracy and building of civil aviation cannot be achieved by means of ERJs, props and Concourse D, or by backing regional carriers. You — yourself — said on many occasions, one of them in the IAH Do, I was witness to that personally, that your servant Continental is not responsible for the dreaded turkey sandwiches of Chelsea. That your servant Continental helps only. This is the right logic. Our dear son, Excellency, Jeffrey Smisek, your intervention is the name of the metropolis CLE is a must, so that your servant Continental would withdraw finally from the EWR and move lock, stock and 777 to CLE. IAH should be left to Texans with cows for aircraft tugs. ORD and IAD end in D which I don't have to tell you mean bad. Remove them in favor CLE.
The problem now stands as follows:-
1. There is Continental intervention ergonomically as well as gastronomically with torture seats and stink food.
2. Suffering conducted by regional carrier gangs that have been sardining passengers by force refused to allow people to sit comfortably to their normal life, and carry on with exercising their legs, not to mention social people's power as usual.
3. Sheriff at door. I must away. My tent in The Flats is being foreclosed.
Mu'aumer RNE
Leader of the Revolution
Cleveland 5.6.2011
President Smisek
U.S.A of Chicagoland
We have been hurt more morally that physically because of what had happened against us in both deeds and words by you. Despite all this you will always remain our son whatever happened. We still pray that you continue to be president of the United. We Endeavour and hope that you will gain victory in the new merger. You are a man who has enough courage to annul a wrong and mistaken action. I am sure that you are able to shoulder the responsibility for that. Enough evidence is available, Bearing in mind that you are the president of the strongest airline in the world nowadays, and since Continental is waging an unjust war against a small airport of a developing city. This County had already been subjected to burning river and Drew Cary, furthermore it also suffered a direct aggression during People's Express time. This city is Cleveland. Hence, to serving world peace . . . Friendship between our peoples . . . and for the sake of not having to connect to get everywhere, you are in a position to keep CLE for good and give flying machines not powered by rubber bands. As you know too well democracy and building of civil aviation cannot be achieved by means of ERJs, props and Concourse D, or by backing regional carriers. You — yourself — said on many occasions, one of them in the IAH Do, I was witness to that personally, that your servant Continental is not responsible for the dreaded turkey sandwiches of Chelsea. That your servant Continental helps only. This is the right logic. Our dear son, Excellency, Jeffrey Smisek, your intervention is the name of the metropolis CLE is a must, so that your servant Continental would withdraw finally from the EWR and move lock, stock and 777 to CLE. IAH should be left to Texans with cows for aircraft tugs. ORD and IAD end in D which I don't have to tell you mean bad. Remove them in favor CLE.
The problem now stands as follows:-
1. There is Continental intervention ergonomically as well as gastronomically with torture seats and stink food.
2. Suffering conducted by regional carrier gangs that have been sardining passengers by force refused to allow people to sit comfortably to their normal life, and carry on with exercising their legs, not to mention social people's power as usual.
3. Sheriff at door. I must away. My tent in The Flats is being foreclosed.
Mu'aumer RNE
Leader of the Revolution
Cleveland 5.6.2011
Apr 6, 2011, 5:07 pm
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Keep the Vino Vollo, at least.
Apr 6, 2011, 5:39 pm
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Viva la Clev-o-lution! With a Smisek stroke of the pen, Cleveland could become the next Silicon Valley, Financial Capital, & gastonomer's paradise (French Laundry to open a satellite restaurant in CLE).
Apr 6, 2011, 7:47 pm
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Classic, RNE! ^ I just boarded a flight at IAD and I'm having to stifle my belly laughs! Very well done.
Classic, RNE! ^ I just boarded a flight at IAD and I'm having to stifle my belly laughs! Very well done.
Apr 6, 2011, 7:51 pm
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Apr 6, 2011, 9:12 pm
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Apr 6, 2011, 9:37 pm
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Dear CLE,
See: STL. You're going to be a great focus city for WN.
Sad thing is this thread is apparently too 'on-topic' to be in "The Penalty Box".
See: STL. You're going to be a great focus city for WN.
Sad thing is this thread is apparently too 'on-topic' to be in "The Penalty Box".
Apr 7, 2011, 7:01 am
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Please follow this in the new UA (consolidated) forum.
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