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bigbadjoe Jun 17, 2025 12:40 am

Great TR from one of our favourite places. We love it so much we have joined the Pestana Vacation Club there and visit a couple times a year. I love the Coral cider in Madeira.

WiSK Jun 17, 2025 4:02 am

Teleférico do Funchal
 
Today we are going to visit the Botanical Gardens. Quick bus to town and then we hop on to the cable car that takes us up the hill.

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What they mean is...

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Get ready for the queue of your lifetime!

WiSK Jun 17, 2025 5:50 am

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Don't look back.

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Onwards and upwards.

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Over there are the Botanical Gardens.

At the summit are the Tropical Gardens, but we decided first to visit the Botanical Gardens. So we need to take another cable car.

WiSK Jun 17, 2025 6:00 am

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And down again!

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The Botanical Gardens are about half way back.

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Bee!

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Needs a trim.

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Prickly.

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Alien.

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Who lives here?

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Here's the man who made it possible.

WiSK Jun 17, 2025 8:23 am


Originally Posted by bigbadjoe (Post 37150821)
Great TR from one of our favourite places. We love it so much we have joined the Pestana Vacation Club there and visit a couple times a year. I love the Coral cider in Madeira.

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Coral at an Irish pub. With slices of apple. Novel idea.

WiSK Jun 17, 2025 12:10 pm

After we returned from the Botanical Gardens, we had planned to also visit the Tropical Gardens. However, we realised neither of us are that excited by flowers, and spending another 2x15€ wasn't what we wanted to do. We took the teleférico back down to the city and went for a walk.

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We sow the seed, nature grows the seed, and then, we eat the seed.

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Town Hall.

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College Church.

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Praça do Município.

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City Courthouse.

Then we went to the 3D Fun Art museum. It's a gallery of optical illusions that you can photograph yourself into. Well to be honest, it's not easily going to work solo unless you have a tripod. It works pretty well with two people. I won't share our photos, just have a look at their website if you are interested https://3dfunartfunchal.com/

My bag broke and I tried to sew it using the amenity kit provided by the hotel, but the needle snapped going through leather. Used a safety pin instead. Hope it will last the trip home.

Have tried today's mojito cocktail during happy hour, it's a bit sour. No idea where to eat tonight. Need to think about packing. Going for a last swim.

Fabo.sk Jun 17, 2025 4:29 pm

A bit late, but I would give you the same recommendation I have given Japes, Talho do Caniço. Or at least seek out espetadas somewhere else.

Great pictures of your trike trip. Now I realize what I need is not to have a trip to Madeira, but to get a job where I can go there for a couple of weeks, work in the morning, and be a tourist in the evening and weekends... I miss it. I really do.

WiSK Jun 18, 2025 4:18 am

Last night we perhaps overdid it with the happy hour. Then sat in the jacuzzi while all the other guests were in the restaurants. We walked down to Il Basilico at 8pm and they said they wouldn't have a table until 9pm. We went across the park to sit watching the sea and chat.

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Pizza Rustica.

After the very late dinner we returned to the hotel to pack.

This morning went smoothly. We said goodbye to the breakfast restaurant, ordered a taxi and were on our way at half past nine.

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View from reception down to the breakfast area.

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Great taxis here.

Now we are sitting out on the terrace watching the planes.

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Waiting to depart.

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737 max 8 bound for Newark.

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Here's our plane just arriving...

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Hope they can turn around quickly.

bigbadjoe Jun 18, 2025 4:27 am

Hey! We've been in that very same taxi before with the same driver! Glad you enjoyed your visit, it's a great place to relax

WiSK Jun 18, 2025 12:24 pm


Originally Posted by bigbadjoe (Post 37153297)
Hey! We've been in that very same taxi before with the same driver! Glad you enjoyed your visit, it's a great place to relax

Wow that's a coincidence! :cool:

WiSK Jun 18, 2025 1:49 pm

Ba2717 fnc-lgw
 
At the airport we made the rookie mistake of going outside to watch the planes, forgetting that we hadn't reached passport control yet.

The flight was called and we went towards the gate only to be confronted with a massive immigration queue with 2 empty lanes for EU passports, and 1 agent slowly checking UK passports. An easyjet flight was leaving at the same time, so probably several hundred people in the queue, with both flights boarding.

I was able go through with my Dutch passport and my brother said I should go. So I went through quickly and then asked at the gate if there was anything they could do to help my brother. Initially they said "it's just how it works here." But later the lady admitted there were still 93 missing. I spoke to everyone in uniform that I saw, even the easyjet lady who was obviously dealing with a similar issue. She said I should plant myself at the gate and not move. Every time they called final boarding I asked how many still missing. Eventually it was down to 26 and at that point my brother stopped responding to whatsapps so I was confident he was through. Finally he turned the corner and we went through the gate.

​​While I was getting nervous, he told me he was trying to be zen. With so many still to get through it would be unlikely BA would consider unloading so many. He was annoyed by others trying it on with the EU queue and when denied, nonchalantly lifting the tensas and sliding into a better position.

Anyway lesson for next time. Soon enough we were on board and waiting for our slot.

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Menu for today.

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Farewell Madeira!

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Taking off southwards.

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Fizz and gin-ginger.

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Braised beef was tasty, I loved the peppercorns in the sauce. Starter was meh.

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VGML. Wasn't very good he says.

Flight was fine, plenty of attention regarding drinks for the first half of the flight. Bit of pause of service in the middle but they did another round with an hour to go.

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Gatwick approach.

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Hang on a minute, we're not in Newcastle yet, are we?

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Flixbus to Heathrow, with some wines kindly given by the Funchal crew.

WiSK Jun 19, 2025 1:21 am


Originally Posted by JapesUK (Post 37148975)
Loja dos Vinhos does good tastings. Its a bit spit and sawdust but the guy is really knowledgeable


Originally Posted by Fabo.sk (Post 37152456)
A bit late, but I would give you the same recommendation I have given Japes, Talho do Caniço. Or at least seek out espetadas somewhere else.

Unfortunately we didn't manage either of these but thank you both for the suggestions for next time.

WiSK Jun 19, 2025 2:17 am

Ba1338 LHR-NCL
 
Heathrow yesterday was a bit of a disaster :cool:​​​​​​

First the self bag drop machine didn't accept our bags. Ask for assistance, it said. The lady tried rebooting the machine before we were offered desk assistance. Then when I presented my passport, the lady checked me in for LHR-AMS which wasn't even the next flight. My bag was going down the belt and almost prematurely on its way to the Netherlands before my brother said "hey that's not right." Next she couldn't find our flights to Newcastle. When she did the computer wouldn't process it, saying something like "too many connections through LHR". I immediately had an idea what the problem was and asked for the bag to be "short checked" but she didn't know what I meant. I tried to explain this booking wasn't a regular Newcastle return...

Back in October we had booked on BA holidays multi centre page like this :
1. NCL-LHR/LGW-FNC (as NCL-FNC)
2. FNC-LGW/LHR-NCL (as FNC-NCL)
3. NCL-LHR

Likely the system had compressed the last part as LHR-LHR via NCL, and wasn't allowing the bags to go from Heathrow to Heathrow.

Eventually she asked a more senior colleague who explained that the system was new. What I called short checking was now under advanced options. I asked what phrase I should be using, but she didn't or couldn't answer.

Finally we were checked in and bags disappeared down the chute, so to speak.

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Is this where they program the flight booking system?

Next disaster was security. Firstly, only the right side conveyor belt at fast track north was open. Secondly, the four tray spots were taken by several passengers, surprised by having to remove liquids and placing them in ziploc bags. Perhaps it was just bad luck to get a group of such people ahead of us. Large scale opening of rollaboards and backpacks and arguments about how this all works.

While that was happening, the tray return at the other end gummed up. I've seen it before, there is an increasingly large stack of trays in the return feeder. The feeder is stuck but pax and staff keep adding to it. While at the front, nobody seems able to communicate that there are no new trays coming through. The staff seem unwilling to move from their posts, and happy for everyone to just stand there at an impasse. Eventually a lady with a radio came to the front to see what the issue was, before radioing to the back to fix the tray hopper.

Finally the trays appeared, the liquid ziplocs were acceptable, and we started moving through. It probably only delayed us by 10 minutes but it seemed like ages.

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Light evening meal.

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Into the sunset.

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Bis später, Heathrow!

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Two prawns, three different sauces.

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We disembarked last to get a snap of this 321neo.

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Room at the DoubleTree. We went for a cider at the bar before retiring for the evening.

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WiSK Jun 19, 2025 4:02 am

Ba1325 NCL-LHR
 
We were up bright and early ready for my brother's last flight of the trip.

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Japes sausage stottie. Wasn't bad. I think I'll stick with bacon egg cheese, though.

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Bye bye Newcastle!

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Breakfast menu for today.

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Seems I ordered kosher meal.

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Tricky to remove all the wrapping on this short flight.

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In case you need some events catering?

WiSK Jun 19, 2025 6:21 am

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Back in London.

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Our plane is travelling onwards to Ibiza.

After a week together, it was time for me and my brother to part ways. Six flights together and we've had a lovely time. Boat trip and trikes were excellent, of course, but it's just nice to chill together next to the pool with a glass of cider. We thought Madeira was excellent.

He's gone to catch an Uber home and I've settled myself in Galleries North.

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Gin o'clock again.


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