LA SCL/EZE
 

So here is an excellent trip report from my first trip of 2023.

I boarded the plane. The load was light. The door closed. The plane taxied to takeoff. The plane took off. Eventually, the crew arrived at Row 14. The pleasant FA handed me my snack. She also asked what I would like to drink. I requested vino, y agua sin gas, con hielo. She handed me my beverages. I consumed my snacks and beverages. I read a magazine. The crew picked up the garbage. The plane landed. I disembarked. I waited just a few minutes in a short immigration line. I made a quick stop to the peepee room. The luggage was already waiting when I arrived at the carousel. I went through the arrival customs baggage x-ray. I ordered a car into the city. I arrived at my place, and unpacked ... after turning the AC on due to the warm, humid, stuffy conditions here. The end.
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Gor May

Yay for AC :-)

Please post the nutritional info for the chips.

There's an ALTO EN CALORIAS warning on the front. As for how "alto," only a dumpster somewhere near Ezeiza has the evidence.

This is a groundbreaking discovery!

ps the nutrion fact is right beside the warning (299 kcal per whatever)

You have a future in forensic crime investigation!