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BNA_flyer Jul 18, 2008 10:50 am


Originally Posted by shawbridge (Post 10047226)
In a dance studio in the People's Republic of Political Correctness (Cambridge, MA), the men's room is one floor up from the ladies room. Taped to the mirror of the men's room was:

"For your comfort, a gender-neutral bathroom is provided on the third floor."

I've always been baffled by who that gender-neutral bathroom was really intended for.

Taped to the shower also in that same men's room:

"Men, Do not use the showers as a urinal."

Before Bobster jumps in:

"It's all pipes!" :D

CEB Jul 18, 2008 10:23 pm

Ever try finding the stop signs in Russia? White rectangular signs with
CTO(Pi) in large black letters. Not particularly funny, but quite disturbing if you try to drive there. Of course, no one pays much attention to them anyway so the unobtrusive nature seems a bit irrelevant!

aSiAnRiCk Jul 18, 2008 11:49 pm


Originally Posted by Efrem (Post 9995180)
Signs warning of a sleeping policeman, common in many English-speaking countries, never fail to surprise drivers from places (e.g., the U.S.) where that isn't the usual term for a speed-reducing bump in the road.

Back in Jakarta, Indonesia, my dad would tell me that they're the most honest policemen in the city ^ :D

allenkeys Jul 19, 2008 11:28 am


Originally Posted by wsucougarchick05 (Post 10053478)

A similar one in South Wales from the 1980's

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/9...parkingvz3.jpg

RichardInSF Jul 19, 2008 2:57 pm

Totally amazed that no one so far has listed my favorite SF Bay area sign, full of useful information:

http://www.fury.com/images/weblog/a_street_thumb.jpg

Fornebufox Jul 19, 2008 8:19 pm


Originally Posted by jarusoba (Post 10029070)
I was driving the freeway. I saw a sign:

Fart Kontrol

Does it mean you have to refrain from breaking gas?

I found out the English meaning is Speed Control afterwards.


In Swedish it's "Fart Hinder", which really inspires my inner 12-year-old.

Of course, I'm easily amused: driving on the interstate in scorching hot summertime I always smile to see the warning, "Bridge may freeze".

Loren Pechtel Jul 19, 2008 8:34 pm


Originally Posted by Fornebufox (Post 10061799)
In Swedish it's "Fart Hinder", which really inspires my inner 12-year-old.

Of course, I'm easily amused: driving on the interstate in scorching hot summertime I always smile to see the warning, "Bridge may freeze".

That warning should be on the side the ships see--a warning that the drawbridge might be scared of a big ship bearing down on it and freeze rather than raising as it should!

alect Jul 20, 2008 12:25 am

Taken at the Scandic Sominketta in HEL (top left of machine):

http://www.flickr.com/photos/46825798@N00/174307689/

A "stop" road sign on Molokai in HI which instead said "WHOA" (couldn't find the photo of it).

quickcanuck Jul 20, 2008 1:02 am

Sitting in the back seat of a taxi in KIX I noticed a small sign on the seatback that said "please fasten the seatbelt and prepare for the accident".

sniles Jul 20, 2008 11:08 pm

"Vomit Place" above a trash can in the men's bathroom in a bar in Nanjing, China.

alanh Jul 20, 2008 11:47 pm

Cheap plug: I have a bunch off odd signs and highways pictures in the Wrong Way gallery on my website at http://www.arizonaroads.com/wrong/index.html

Palal Jul 21, 2008 7:04 am


Originally Posted by CEB (Post 10058324)
Ever try finding the stop signs in Russia? White rectangular signs with
CTO(Pi) in large black letters. Not particularly funny, but quite disturbing if you try to drive there. Of course, no one pays much attention to them anyway so the unobtrusive nature seems a bit irrelevant!

Those are the equivalent of "Stop here on red" signs.

Loren Pechtel Jul 21, 2008 1:18 pm


Originally Posted by alanh (Post 10071102)
Cheap plug: I have a bunch off odd signs and highways pictures in the Wrong Way gallery on my website at http://www.arizonaroads.com/wrong/index.html

And what's wrong with your missile crossing sign??

What I would think is going on is the road goes through the safety zone of the missile launch. If they are launching something they close the road in case something goes wrong and falls out of the sky.

A very strange situation but not bad signage.

MariaSF Jul 21, 2008 1:34 pm

On the toilet seat of a B&B in a small town in Germany, there was a sign showing that men should urinate sitting, not standing.

Part of it looked like this:
http://www.mapsu.org/index_files/final.gif
but there was also the image corresponding to the "allowed" sitting position.:D

MarqFlyer Jul 21, 2008 3:49 pm


Originally Posted by blue47 (Post 10018755)
Obviously for dedicated truck drivers at a truck stop on I-10:

"Diesel Fried Chicken"

Ha! Reminds me of one I see often at a truck stop on I-90 in Western Wisconsin: "Diesel Showers." Can't imagine you'd feel very refreshed after that one....


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