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Old Jan 11, 2016, 11:14 am
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I wasn't watching that or anything...
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Old Jan 11, 2016, 11:26 am
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I wasn't watching that or anything...
Clueless people amaze me. I would have flicked his fingers right off.

Hey is that the episode where Chumlee needs to get Bob Dylan's autograph?
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Old Jan 11, 2016, 1:04 pm
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I wasn't watching that or anything...
A few well-aimed coughs or sneezes would do the trick.
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Old Jan 11, 2016, 2:22 pm
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Originally Posted by KevinDTW
A few well-aimed coughs or sneezes would do the trick.
The simulated sneeze would be the best.

- Dip fingertips into complimentary beverage.
- Make sneeze noise while flinging beverage drops from fingertips onto the offender's hands.

The hands will disappear quickly, and won't come back. Works on barefoot/sockfoot intruders as well
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Old Jan 11, 2016, 4:15 pm
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- Dip fingertips into complimentary beverage.
At risk of starting another discussion I think this is as gross as sneezing

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Old Jan 11, 2016, 4:20 pm
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Originally Posted by Calchas
At risk of starting another discussion I think this is as gross as sneezing

Why? You don't actually drink the complimentary beverages served in Economy do you?

Ewwww.
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Old Jan 11, 2016, 4:24 pm
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Originally Posted by BSBD
Economy
What's that?


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Old Jan 11, 2016, 5:57 pm
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Originally Posted by enviroian
Hey is that the episode where Chumlee needs to get Bob Dylan's autograph?
Correct! Nothing like a Pawn Stars marathon to pass the time on a 5.5 hour flight.

Love the suggestions from everyone on what to do for next time
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Old Jan 11, 2016, 6:07 pm
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I wasn't watching that or anything...
Got any nail polish handy? I hate the smell of it but I wouldn't complain in this case...
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Old Jan 12, 2016, 7:51 am
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Originally Posted by CMK10
I wasn't watching that or anything...
Was it a touch screen? You could have pressed it hard several times like you were looking for a movie or better, playing a game
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Old Jan 12, 2016, 10:41 am
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Maybe those aren't his hands...?
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Old Jan 13, 2016, 3:06 am
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Originally Posted by BSBD
The simulated sneeze would be the best.

- Dip fingertips into complimentary beverage.
- Make sneeze noise while flinging beverage drops from fingertips onto the offender's hands.

The hands will disappear quickly, and won't come back. Works on barefoot/sockfoot intruders as well
I love it.....
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Old Jan 13, 2016, 7:42 pm
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I felt something weird on my armrest, used my phone to see what it was, and then reclined my seat very quickly! They went away.....

It was the bare feet of my neighbor-to-the-back. Sorry, I can't figure out how to post the photo.
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Old Jan 13, 2016, 10:45 pm
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Originally Posted by howahya
I can't figure out how to post the photo.
Upload it somewhere (e.g., Picasa, SmugMug, etc.), get a "share" URL for the photo, click the mountain icon when posting a reply, paste the URL inside the [IMG] ... [/IMG] tags.
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Old Jan 14, 2016, 12:16 am
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How about a bit of Nutella on his fingers.
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