But if they hang out in front of the line, maybe they will be selecting for screening. http://www.flyertalk.com/travel/fttravel_forum/wink.gif

29. The armest is there to be shared.

30. Please go to the toilet rather than make silent smells and act innocent.

31. Please dont put your chewing gum in a place I'm like to see/touch

32. I know, the seat really wont go back any further so quit try to push it every few minutes!

33. When you are in an airport, be aware that you are surrounded by people in a hurry, whether it's to make their connection or get their bag off their back. Get the H E double hockey sticks out of the way. I purposely ram people with my bags if they step out in front of me while zoning completely on where they are.

34. Don't purposely ram people with your bags just because they get in your way.

Actually do this....

This makes it easy to find someone to security check and leave me alone http://www.flyertalk.com/travel/fttr...orum/smile.gif

Flight from ATL to MIA. I was already in seat (1st Class) heard person talking to FA. He had an english/Australian accent..wasnt sure. Some woman came throght on way to back. Tried to push him out of her way...ran over his feet with rollerboard.. He pleasantly said excuse me...nothing. He said something else to woman... nothing. Finally he yelled COW!!!!!!!

FA was laughing so hard I think she wet herself. Said she wished she could say something like that.

I looked at him and said Australian??/ He saiy yes, why? I said "I love the attitude"