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what types of planes do the "geo enginerring" chemtrails

Old Mar 2, 19, 1:08 am
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what types of planes do the "geo enginerring" chemtrails

looking for non military I know c-130's have been spotted

civilian(usally) white) planes 737? any one know or point me in the right direction


or any one know what altitude the spray from
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Old Mar 2, 19, 2:47 am
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I heard that if you wear a hat made of tin foil, the chemtrails can't get you.
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Old Mar 2, 19, 10:52 am
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I think that this guy can answer your questions...

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Old Mar 2, 19, 12:21 pm
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No. Just no.
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Old Mar 2, 19, 1:34 pm
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I've heard they're all black helicopters made of tinfoil.

This guy probably knows


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Not to inject a note of seriousness into a post which was clearly intended to spark levity, but I have often thought that if I were tasked with designing the *least efficient* possible dispersal method, I would hope that releasing chemicals from a plane - 6 miles above the ground - would be what I would come up with.
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Old Mar 2, 19, 2:16 pm
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Originally Posted by henry19702000 View Post
looking for non military I know c-130's have been spotted

civilian(usally) white) planes 737? any one know or point me in the right direction


or any one know what altitude the spray from
OP, your post is being mocked because there's no such thing as a "chemtrail". The squiggly trails you see in the sky are vapor trails, a normal consequence of burning fuel at a high altitude. They consist of water vapor that condenses from the engines' exhaust.

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Old Mar 2, 19, 2:51 pm
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Originally Posted by Qwkynuf View Post
Not to inject a note of seriousness into a post which was clearly intended to spark levity, but I have often thought that if I were tasked with designing the *least efficient* possible dispersal method, I would hope that releasing chemicals from a plane - 6 miles above the ground - would be what I would come up with.
I think it would be much more effective and efficient to disperse the chemicals by calling them 'essential oils' and setting up a 'faith based' MLM scheme through churches and have people pay $12.99 a bottle for the chemicals. I get whatever result I am looking for from chemical dispersement AND a tidy profit too!
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Old Mar 2, 19, 2:54 pm
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Originally Posted by ajGoes View Post
OP, your post is being mocked because there's no such thing as a "chemtrail". The squiggly trails you see in the sky are vapor trails, a normal consequence of burning fuel at a high altitude. They consist of water vapor that condenses from the engines' exhaust.

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Oh shoot. They got to aj
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Old Mar 2, 19, 5:45 pm
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All the ones that have this switch: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ch...-switch-photo/
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Old Mar 2, 19, 10:10 pm
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Originally Posted by bitterproffit View Post
I think it would be much more effective and efficient to disperse the chemicals by calling them 'essential oils' and setting up a 'faith based' MLM scheme through churches and have people pay $12.99 a bottle for the chemicals. I get whatever result I am looking for from chemical dispersement AND a tidy profit too!
I like the way you think! :-)
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Old Mar 2, 19, 10:49 pm
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I like the way you think! :-)
It's not a new idea. If I was more charismatic (my level of charisma is close to 0). I'd start a church that wants to save the world. Followers will join my church, give me all their worldly assets, and kill themselves.

Not too far-fetched as there's a whole generation or two of people who don't know how "don't drink the Kool-aid" originated.
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Originally Posted by YVR Cockroach View Post
It's not a new idea. If I was more charismatic (my level of charisma is close to 0). I'd start a church that wants to save the world. Followers will join my church, give me all their worldly assets, and kill themselves.

Not too far-fetched as there's a whole generation or two of people who don't know how "don't drink the Kool-aid" originated.
I get you. I think that I wouldn't be able to tolerate anyone stupid enough to believe my BS. So, the "Church of Qwkynuf" would always be self-limiting.
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Old Mar 5, 19, 3:05 pm
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There's nothing to worry about. The chemtrails are how they are dispersing the measles vaccine now. The aircraft are a type called the Aurora, operated by the Trilateral Commission.
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Old Mar 5, 19, 7:50 pm
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Originally Posted by henry19702000 View Post
what types of planes do the "geo enginerring" chemtrails
You probably need to ask someone who are a geo enginer.
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