DYKWIA in the hotel elevator
#92
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I would add the virtue signalling guy..and it's always a guy..that tries to show how courteous he is by holding the door open with his hand..and I don't mean to hold the elevator..I mean for those 10 seconds or so when it opens on it's own and stays open on it's own he can be credited with holding a door for someone. Dude..it's an automatic door...what's next, eagle scout? Helping a little old lady cross a picture of a street?
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yeah, that's not so much "DYKWIA" as ... rude, inconsiderate, spaced-out, oblivious ... probably a dozen more adjectives
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Number 3 may soon be obsolete. A lot of elevators in new buildings now don't have any buttons. You need to go to a panel in the lobby, select the floor you want, and the system directs you to the appropriate elevator. The system is planning the most efficient utilisation of the elevators.
But those who are new to the technology often follow the crowd into the elevator, look for the button because they are going to the 4th floor, and end up on the 19th because that is the first stop. Great amusement from those who understand the system!
But those who are new to the technology often follow the crowd into the elevator, look for the button because they are going to the 4th floor, and end up on the 19th because that is the first stop. Great amusement from those who understand the system!
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that could indeed be entertaining
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last week at the Hampton Inn (El Segundo CA) someone tapped the control pad maybe three seconds after I did, going one floor below me ... how efficient was it to have him wait for a dedicated elevator? if there was another one at the lobby already, fine, but it seems to me that it would have been just as easy to add a second stop for the elevator that I was about to ride
Of course it happens with regular lifts too.
My problem with the automated programming lifts, experienced on multiple occasions, is that in high traffic buildings they also allocate capacity so that the lift doesn't get full. So, each person is expected to key in their floor individually.
No prizes for guessing what happens when a meeting on the 45th floor lets out and everybody heads downstairs to lunch, but the button's only been pressed one time...and that whole, completely packed lift car has to stop on 44...and 43...and 42...because the lift thinks there's only one person inside so it can pick up more.
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My problem with the automated programming lifts, experienced on multiple occasions, is that in high traffic buildings they also allocate capacity so that the lift doesn't get full. So, each person is expected to key in their floor individually.
No prizes for guessing what happens when a meeting on the 45th floor lets out and everybody heads downstairs to lunch, but the button's only been pressed one time...and that whole, completely packed lift car has to stop on 44...and 43...and 42...because the lift thinks there's only one person inside so it can pick up more.
No prizes for guessing what happens when a meeting on the 45th floor lets out and everybody heads downstairs to lunch, but the button's only been pressed one time...and that whole, completely packed lift car has to stop on 44...and 43...and 42...because the lift thinks there's only one person inside so it can pick up more.
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I usually do this (albeit with my foot rather than hand) when I am escorting my grandparents or if someone is pushing a pram or wheelchair. But that is primarily because some lifts will close until they meet resistance rather than just going by sight and I don't want the doors to knock them over.
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My favorite elevator story:
Spent PHX-PHL next to "elbow in the ribs and fight for the armrest" guy. Not a fun 4 hours.
We arrive, and I make my way to the parking garage elevators (with a stop at the lounge).
At PHL, Baggage Claim is on G (surface level), the terminal is level 1, and parking starts on 1 and goes up from there to the top.
I call for the elevator on 1 to go up to 4 where I was parked. The elevator opens and my PHX-PHL seat neighbor walks off (I let him off first) right past me. I walk on and the button for 4 is already lit.
The guy stops, realizes he isn't on his floor but is at the terminal (clearly he was coming up from baggage claim to 4), turns around and has the doors close right in front of him with me smiling at him as he asks me to hold the door.
Spent PHX-PHL next to "elbow in the ribs and fight for the armrest" guy. Not a fun 4 hours.
We arrive, and I make my way to the parking garage elevators (with a stop at the lounge).
At PHL, Baggage Claim is on G (surface level), the terminal is level 1, and parking starts on 1 and goes up from there to the top.
I call for the elevator on 1 to go up to 4 where I was parked. The elevator opens and my PHX-PHL seat neighbor walks off (I let him off first) right past me. I walk on and the button for 4 is already lit.
The guy stops, realizes he isn't on his floor but is at the terminal (clearly he was coming up from baggage claim to 4), turns around and has the doors close right in front of him with me smiling at him as he asks me to hold the door.
#101
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Number 3 may soon be obsolete. A lot of elevators in new buildings now don't have any buttons. You need to go to a panel in the lobby, select the floor you want, and the system directs you to the appropriate elevator. The system is planning the most efficient utilisation of the elevators.
But those who are new to the technology often follow the crowd into the elevator, look for the button because they are going to the 4th floor, and end up on the 19th because that is the first stop. Great amusement from those who understand the system!
But those who are new to the technology often follow the crowd into the elevator, look for the button because they are going to the 4th floor, and end up on the 19th because that is the first stop. Great amusement from those who understand the system!
So can't change your mind on where you are going once you get in the lift?
#102
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My favorite elevator story:
Spent PHX-PHL next to "elbow in the ribs and fight for the armrest" guy. Not a fun 4 hours.
We arrive, and I make my way to the parking garage elevators (with a stop at the lounge).
At PHL, Baggage Claim is on G (surface level), the terminal is level 1, and parking starts on 1 and goes up from there to the top.
I call for the elevator on 1 to go up to 4 where I was parked. The elevator opens and my PHX-PHL seat neighbor walks off (I let him off first) right past me. I walk on and the button for 4 is already lit.
The guy stops, realizes he isn't on his floor but is at the terminal (clearly he was coming up from baggage claim to 4), turns around and has the doors close right in front of him with me smiling at him as he asks me to hold the door.
Spent PHX-PHL next to "elbow in the ribs and fight for the armrest" guy. Not a fun 4 hours.
We arrive, and I make my way to the parking garage elevators (with a stop at the lounge).
At PHL, Baggage Claim is on G (surface level), the terminal is level 1, and parking starts on 1 and goes up from there to the top.
I call for the elevator on 1 to go up to 4 where I was parked. The elevator opens and my PHX-PHL seat neighbor walks off (I let him off first) right past me. I walk on and the button for 4 is already lit.
The guy stops, realizes he isn't on his floor but is at the terminal (clearly he was coming up from baggage claim to 4), turns around and has the doors close right in front of him with me smiling at him as he asks me to hold the door.
#103
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Well, twice recently, having walked, I've missed the elevator I was supposed to take. So now I'll both run and reselect the floor when I get to the other control panel near the elevators, hitting the darn thing every few seconds until the elevator shows up.
Seth