Naw, I'm just picking on the people who actually think it's okay to piggishly hoard the snacks. :p

I'm still seriously surprised that people are actually making the argument that taking as many snacks as they want is an appropriate and kind thing to do.

I mean, I used to think that way too, but then I graduated from kindergarten.

Kindergarten was about the time I stopped doing passive aggressive complaining about the actions of other people. What other people do with the benefits of their first class ticket is between them and their airline.

Should you search, you'll find a thread about a guy drinking 5 bottles of Krug on a long first class flight. That's not really anyone's business but his and his airline's and there weren't many cries from the forum complaining that he had drank too much champagne.

Should all of this bother you so much, you could fly private.