With Apologies to Simon and Garfunkel
 

Ode to a cancelled flight and long day on the train

I'm sittin' in the railway station
Got a ticket for my destination
Suppos'd to be on a flight justnow
Sittin' in first, but somehow
the computer system had a cow
And left me sitting here right now!

Airbound
I wish I was
Airbound
Air, where my miles are accruing
Air, where my seat is warming
Air, where the flight crew is caring
Actively for me

Since United went backwards
And bought a system that's absurd
The same thing keeps happening to me
Someone else get my seat
And the gate agent cannot see
Reminds me how it used to be

Airbound
I wish I was
Airbound
Air, where my miles are accruing
Air, where my seat is warming
Air, where the flight crew is caring
Actively for me


Tonight I'll ride the train again
I'll play the game and pretend
But all my memories come back to me
In shades of mediocrity
Like emptyness in harmony
I need someone to comfort me

Airbound
I wish I was
Airbound
Air, where my miles are accruing
Air, where my seat is warming
Air, where the flight crew is caring
Actively for me
Actively for me

Nice one! ^

I wish I was that talented ^