True Confessions ....
 

-As passengers are approaching to my row, I secretly hope not to get the overweight guy/women or babies
-I take my shoes and Socks off for the entire flight
-My spouse and I had “inappropriate “ touching underneath the blanket ^


I shared mine, now let’s hear yours.

As passengers are approaching to my row, I secretly hope to get the hot girl.

I do the one cheek sneak several times during the flight from my seat. Haven't been caught yet.

I secretly hope that I get an empty seat next to me! I wouldn't have too much of an issue if a hot girl was going to sit next to me though ;):D.

I cropdust DYKWIAs with impunity on my way to and from the lav.

This one made me chuckle.

When I smell someone pass gas.. I make a point to make a fuss about it to my neighbor.

I once put an ice cube in a DYKWIA's purse while she was in the lav.

Back in those faraway days when I was a young hot girl, I laughed at men lusting after young hot girls.

Then: "Wow, his parents let him stay out late at night."

Now: "Wow, his children let him stay out late at night."

I sneak pictures of people who are fat (a kankle here, a chubby elbow there) just to show friends later on who don't believe there are people who need seat belt extenders.

:td:

Do you steal crutches from disabled people, too?

Why do you think it's appropriate to make fun of overweight people? They are dealing with enough challenges as it is. While I do not look forward to sharing a set of seats with someone who is obese, I am not about to make fun of their discomfort.

Where are all these obese people everyone seems to be sitting next to (and photographing)? I can recall one flight where I sat next to someone and thought OH S**T this isn't going to be fun.

Yeah there's overweight people everywhere. But you all make it seem live every second airline passenger in coach weights 375 lbs.

What sort of lusting would you see?

Why is your username the same as an illegal narcotic?

Conversely, I can't remember the last time I didn't have to share half a seat with someone.

Because those are remotely equivalent scenarios. :rolleyes: