Cabin Boy

One likes to keep such situations immaculate - nothing worse than a messy hammock. Sleep well

Phil the Flyer

Me too! Time was I would always be top of PG's list when it came to handing out Muccihoods. 8 no. previous awards attest to this.

A whirlwind romance, an unproven paternity suit (a sordid attempt to extort money), and one messy divorce later and I no longer even get a Christmas card, let alone a mention in the birthday honours.

For all of you red-blooded males out there, grovelling at the feet of her Highness, let this be a warning to you. She will chew you up and spit you out in an instant.

But I still love her.

PUCCI GALORE

Arise, Lady Jenbel - Lady in Waiting and Keeper of the Social Calendar. You are clearly used to running around with Queens and you know exactly how Royal Circles work.

Moomba Darling - if you would note - as and when this fits in with your timing and there is no rush.

Edi-Traveller is awarded the Silver Hairbrush for gallantry in the face of disappointment.

Bernardd - Would you like to be a Mucci?

Phil the Flyer - I needed to see the tracks of your tears before yielding to those last three magic words. having allowed me to be regualrly abused without so much as a half-assed defence - nevertheless a corner of this girlish heart will be forever yours (Secure in the knowledge that HIDDY will be under his duvet in a far far distant place like a dormouse in a teapot)
The Order of the Diamond Hairbrush

This is equally awarded to both you and to

PyeinTheSky

for alternative entertainment and not taking silence for an answer from me. Flattery may get you anywhere but Persistence pays.


Dear SanDiego1k - I would love him to know but would never bother him - still the next TFTG is dedicated to him.

Phil the Flyer

PG - A simple and sincere thank you.

It's been a long time since I went to Buckingham Palace to receive an award (1972 to be precise to receive my DofE Gold Award) and my 8 no. previous Mucci award-related trips to see HRH PG are similarly a distant memory.

Being a stickler for social etiquette, and not wishing to commit a faux pas in your presence, could you please advise the correct manner in which to approach you to receive The Order of the Diamond Hairbrush? Is is kneeling towards you, fully clothed, or kneeling away from you, with bare buttocks?

PUCCI GALORE

Actually Dearest, I think that one knee whilst clad in a spray-on Day-glo cyclist latex outift would do the trick.

Phil the Flyer

Aaaah, I see your tastes haven't changed since our last lover's tryst at the T4 Hilton. You remember the one - you had a flight to catch to JFK so you kept your uniform on the whole time ; I missed my flight to CAI as I was unfortunately detained at security for dressing in a manner deemed to be a breach of the peace (how did I know you would take my clothes 'for a laugh')?

stimpy

I also was slighted. Tant pis pour moi. Perhaps it is because I haven't "revealed" any perverted fantasies about Madame Galore?

Should I make some up?

PUCCI GALORE

Ah now Stimps - you were not slighted you were kept for another time! To be taken out of my Box of Delights when all these others have foresaken me for a Gold Card. Everything comes to He who Waits.

Peverted fantasies? Pourquoi Pas?

Someone refers to himself as my Toy Boy in his signature so if he can fantasise Angel why shouldn't you.

BAGoldBoy

Typical! She's off after Phil the Flyer again despite the fact that he sold me those dodgy photos of PG - there's no gratitude in this world!

stimpy

OK, I'll give it a shot. But you have to be wearing your first year BA kit. Nostalgic I am.

bernardd

Thank you. I'm immensely flattered and honoured to join such illustrious company, though I have similar concerns to Phil the Flyer over the initiation ceremony. I promise to do my best to stand to attention when presenting bare buttocks for the application of the hairbrush, but bicycle shorts? Sadly my wardrobe was tailored by the late lamented Mr. Laurent, and sundry Italian gentlemen, and therefore qutie unsuitable for bicycles, even if I were to have one of those metal clip thingies to stop my trouser leg from getting in the chain.

Ahhh well, I suppose all will be revealed at the appropriate moment, along with the secret handshake?

Looking foward to it with some trepidation.

Thanks again,

bernardd

Capricorn70

from here: http://flyertalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=837927


Oh My Dear Dr Pucci!!

You wouldn't believe the crying and slobbering Malhoumbeau's been doing after he didn't find his name on your BH list! He's tearing into my Godiva truffles reserves and messing up my carpet. I told him he'd had too much champers and misunderstood, but he wouldn't listen... I didn't know what else to tell him to get him to stop - try getting a 1500-lbs horny hairy beast to move when he doesn't want to! Whatever should I do??

PUCCI GALORE

Tell him that his Auntie Pucci had a blond moment.

Both of you are awarded the

Hairbrush Doree - Premiere Classe . I can't be doing with a demented Moose, his Daddy, an ungrateful wretch of a HIDDY, and chronic jetlag. One of them I can cure by going to bed. Malhoumbeau - I am sorry Darling. Silly Auntie!

Now I really must go to bed as I am looking as though it is nothing but hairspray that is keeping me together. Him Indoors is at a conference about Big Boy things and if I do not get some sleep he will think that Godzilla's Mother in Law has moved in!

sunrisegirl

I'm so glad to hear Malhoumbeau has been remembered - poor Moose there was no consoling him. I can't bear a heartbroken Moose

He thought he'd been forgotten

Prospero

Happy birthday PUCCI. It was an honour indeed to read your grand announcement and I was touched to discover I had received a very special gong.

But, I already carry the Butler en Exclusivite aux Mucci and I do so with great humility. I must confess I have neglected to read the full terms and conditions attached to Muccihood, so I would humbly ask if this new honour might be transfered to a Flyertalk many many times more worthy than myself.

If you have a moment, might you cast your eyes in this direction?

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=840176