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Old Nov 1, 2008, 3:55 pm
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Originally Posted by HIDDY
I knew this thread would attract you here, just like a fly to s***.
Actually, you arrived here first
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Old Nov 1, 2008, 4:10 pm
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Originally Posted by Smirnoff
...says the sign after the UK Border.

What is a male toilet? How can a toilet have a gender?
I would like to change the sign in T5:

UK BORDER It shouts at you. What about: 'Welcome to the UK'?
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Old Nov 1, 2008, 4:12 pm
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Originally Posted by Smirnoff
a toilet cannot be male, it is an inanimate object
There are specialist websites for people who demonstrate the fallacy of this statement. These sites are unlikely to be work safe.
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Old Nov 1, 2008, 4:42 pm
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Originally Posted by Embuexpat
Actually, you arrived here first
You could just have got yourself a MUCCI for posting that - She will be pleased with you.
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Old Nov 1, 2008, 5:34 pm
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Could it really come so quickly? O please, I have myyrh, sacrificial lambs, HOM underwear and a damn fine Tannat from Montevideo if this could only be true. You can even meet my cat.
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Old Nov 1, 2008, 8:17 pm
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Originally Posted by Embuexpat
Could it really come so quickly? O please, I have myyrh, sacrificial lambs, HOM underwear and a damn fine Tannat from Montevideo if this could only be true. You can even meet my cat.
HOM underwear certainly befits a Mucci (I should know) ^, but not sure myyrh [sic] would...
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Old Nov 2, 2008, 3:58 am
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Originally Posted by HIDDY
You could just have got yourself a MUCCI for posting that - She will be pleased with you.
She is. One Mucci awarded for putting you in your place.

Anyone who wears Hom underwear is Homme to me.

Please put the title Chevalier des Sous-vetements civilises.

( to HIDDY)
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Old Nov 2, 2008, 6:46 am
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and in other toilet news today,

Man is found glued to toilet seat


A man had to be taken to hospital still attached to a steel toilet after super-glue was deliberately smeared on the seat.
Firefighters were unable to free the man and were forced to remove the entire toilet with the man attached.
The 35-year-old was in a public toilet cubicle in Brierley Hill in the West Midlands when he became stuck.
He was taken to hospital where doctors had to get into the ambulance before using chemicals to free him.

Toilet re-installed

An ambulance service spokesman said: "He appeared to be none the worse for his ordeal other than being understandably somewhat embarrassed."
It is thought the glue had been smeared on the toilet seat by a prankster.
An ambulance crew and a rapid response vehicle attended the scene just before midday but they were unable to free the man.
"With the help of a local authority and the fire and rescue service, the man was removed from the cubicle still attached to the stainless steel toilet," the spokesman said.
The toilet was later taken back to the public convenience and re-installed.
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Old Nov 2, 2008, 7:03 am
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Originally Posted by upperdeckplease
I would like to change the sign in T5:

UK BORDER It shouts at you. What about: 'Welcome to the UK'?
Sorry, that's not allowed anymore. 'elf and safety innit.
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Old Nov 2, 2008, 7:14 am
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Originally Posted by Smirnoff
and in other toilet news today,

Man is found glued to toilet seat
That did make me smile. I couldn't help wondering:
  • did he finish his business before realizing?
  • did he realize first, but still finish what he was doing?
  • did his business spill on the floor as they disconnected the loo?
  • and if so, did it damage his trousers?
  • did he remember to wipe his bottom when he had been detached?
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Old Nov 2, 2008, 7:36 am
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If he was lucky, it may have been a one wipe, or even better a no wiper.
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Old Nov 2, 2008, 7:49 am
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Originally Posted by Smirnoff
and in other toilet news today,

Man is found glued to toilet seat


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Old Nov 2, 2008, 8:03 am
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Originally Posted by Smirnoff
and in other toilet news today,

Man is found glued to toilet seat
What a bummer - It always pays to wipe before you sit. ^
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Old Nov 2, 2008, 8:32 am
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Originally Posted by PUCCI GALORE
She is. One Mucci awarded for putting you in your place.

Anyone who wears Hom underwear is Homme to me.

Please put the title Chevalier des Sous-vetements civilises.

( to HIDDY)
OMG thankyouthankyouthankyou. True status at last. Will upgrade from Tannat to Krug for the remains of the day.
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Old Nov 2, 2008, 9:58 am
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Originally Posted by Embuexpat
OMG thankyouthankyouthankyou. True status at last. Will upgrade from Tannat to Krug for the remains of the day.
Welcome to the ranks Embu 11 posts and a Mucci - must be a record! Something to do with those HOMs I bet
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