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Jan 18, 13, 9:15 am
Replies: 35
Views: 18,200
Posted By IslandBased

You want him to waste his one phone call?

You want him to waste his one phone call?
Jan 18, 13, 8:45 am
Replies: 94
Views: 9,126
Posted By IslandBased

Looks suspiciously like Warehouse 13. ;) , or...

Looks suspiciously like Warehouse 13. ;) , or where they keep the single spaced typed list of J Edgar Hoover's enemies.
Aug 21, 12, 11:57 am
Replies: 15
Views: 2,032
Posted By IslandBased

But, but, but, you are entering a sterile area,...

But, but, but, you are entering a sterile area, guarded by burly folks with badges. The germ's nuclei are probably quaking with fear.....;)
Aug 9, 12, 3:34 pm
Replies: 36
Views: 4,459
Posted By IslandBased

In Massachusetts, the Probate courts were among...

In Massachusetts, the Probate courts were among the first to use metal detectors. Something about: "When you represent a criminal in court, you see a bad person at their best, when you represent a...
Jul 18, 12, 3:12 pm
Replies: 26
Views: 3,484
Posted By IslandBased

The biggest pricks in the security world finally...

The biggest pricks in the security world finally discover that they are outclassed!
Jul 18, 12, 6:08 am
Replies: 26
Views: 3,484
Posted By IslandBased

The TSA employees involved should probably be...

The TSA employees involved should probably be offered therapy for Penis Envy.
Jul 17, 12, 12:47 pm
Replies: 32
Views: 2,889
Posted By IslandBased

A control freak walked into a bar and said ""And...

A control freak walked into a bar and said ""And it has to be the same bag. You don't get a 3-1-1 bag and a snow-globe bag," he added."

Where would TSA be if it didn't micromanage stupidity?
Jul 17, 12, 12:29 pm
Replies: 25
Views: 4,258
Posted By IslandBased

TSA, new and improved, now with head lice. :eek:

TSA, new and improved, now with head lice. :eek:
Jul 14, 12, 4:51 pm
Replies: 13
Views: 1,425
Posted By IslandBased

:confused::confused: Oh, quit whining, I'm sure...

:confused::confused: Oh, quit whining, I'm sure management has your best interests at heart....:rolleyes::rolleyes:

At least TSOs don't have to take off their shoes and walk through the mold and...
Jul 12, 12, 7:19 am
Replies: 21
Views: 2,643
Posted By IslandBased

Read Catch 22. I think the TSA SOP is based on a...

Read Catch 22. I think the TSA SOP is based on a work of fiction.

TSA does seem to be very proactive when it comes to ruining a passenger's day.
Jul 12, 12, 7:14 am
Replies: 10
Views: 1,258
Posted By IslandBased

Is it security, or just crazy? I wonder if...

Is it security, or just crazy?

I wonder if TSA is unencumbered by rational thinking. ;)
Jul 8, 12, 8:42 am
Replies: 10
Views: 1,012
Posted By IslandBased

Hiring people with a better skill set and more...

Hiring people with a better skill set and more integrity would be a start. They really need to clean up their cast of characters, and basic culture. They should be allowed to do their job without...
Jul 3, 12, 9:29 am
Replies: 21
Views: 2,304
Posted By IslandBased

Just when you thought it couldn't get any...

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse....:td:
Jul 3, 12, 9:14 am
Replies: 11
Views: 1,164
Posted By IslandBased

"Here's the official TSA response: "TSA...

"Here's the official TSA response:

"TSA holds all of its employees to the highest professional and ethical standards and has zero tolerance for misconduct in the workplace. TSA's decision to...
Jun 28, 12, 5:38 pm
Replies: 35
Views: 5,091
Posted By IslandBased

Try not to look at the Captain's Log.....:o

Try not to look at the Captain's Log.....:o
Jun 23, 12, 12:56 pm
Replies: 11
Views: 1,067
Posted By IslandBased

:D The title brought to mind the quote: ...

:D

The title brought to mind the quote:

"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."

Groucho Marx

With TSA it is apparent they started from zero, and have remained there.
Jun 20, 12, 7:16 am
Replies: 51
Views: 4,198
Posted By IslandBased

Perhaps someone should try putting the bin upside...

Perhaps someone should try putting the bin upside down over the contents, and, if called on it, argue: "I'm protecting my stuff's privacy." Or, the scientific explanation: "X-Rays cause the gravity...
Jun 14, 12, 9:06 am
Replies: 8
Views: 964
Posted By IslandBased

An idea so bad, it takes a government to share...

An idea so bad, it takes a government to share it, at gunpoint, if necessary....:rolleyes:
Jun 12, 12, 6:07 am
Replies: 41
Views: 4,073
Posted By IslandBased

:D ^

:D ^
Jun 6, 12, 4:13 pm
Replies: 14
Views: 17,661
Posted By IslandBased

^^ I'd even bring a nice retirement cake....:p

^^ I'd even bring a nice retirement cake....:p
Jun 6, 12, 4:06 pm
Replies: 30
Views: 4,519
Posted By IslandBased

Another attack by a mean Congressman on those...

Another attack by a mean Congressman on those poor defenseless TSOs...:rolleyes:;)
Jun 6, 12, 6:04 am
Replies: 7
Views: 825
Posted By IslandBased

Bikini atoll? :o Or maybe DHS is referring...

Bikini atoll? :o

Or maybe DHS is referring to common sense?
Jun 6, 12, 6:01 am
Replies: 90
Views: 8,185
Posted By IslandBased

That would probably mean no cameras ever, since...

That would probably mean no cameras ever, since poor judgement seems to be their standard of excellence. :D
Jun 3, 12, 6:51 pm
Replies: 20
Views: 2,752
Posted By IslandBased

Are you sure it isn't "blame the victims"? ...

Are you sure it isn't "blame the victims"?

TSA is supposed to process passengers in a timely manner.:rolleyes:
Jun 2, 12, 1:41 pm
Replies: 34
Views: 5,500
Posted By IslandBased

"If you say it three times, it must be true"...

"If you say it three times, it must be true" :rolleyes:

Three times TSA, not Ad nauseam....
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