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Nov 24, 10, 7:40 pm
Replies: 122
Views: 16,503
Posted By VideoPaul

76. Guys, lisp the following loudly: ooh,...

76. Guys, lisp the following loudly:

ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, i've got a funny feeling in my pants!!



The "I was just doing what I was ordered to" didn't work for the Nazis at Nuremburg either. ...
Nov 24, 10, 7:11 pm
Replies: 18
Views: 1,562
Posted By VideoPaul

No, the bill of rights protects you from...

No, the bill of rights protects you from warrantless search and seizure. You have no such rights when you travel. That moronic TSO three years ago in MKE was actually 100% correct. "There is no...
Nov 24, 10, 2:40 pm
Replies: 7
Views: 747
Posted By VideoPaul

Here's an idea.. after the TSO is done cobbing...

Here's an idea.. after the TSO is done cobbing your rubes, turn around and grab HIM in the chogies and squeeze a few times. See if he's okay with that.

--PP
Nov 24, 10, 2:32 pm
Replies: 110
Views: 11,756
Posted By VideoPaul

The concept of the TSA having an office of...

The concept of the TSA having an office of "intelligence" is the most absurd thing this week.

--PP
Nov 24, 10, 1:13 pm
Replies: 110
Views: 11,756
Posted By VideoPaul

change!! Change we can beleive in!! --pp

change!! Change we can beleive in!!

--pp
Nov 24, 10, 12:57 pm
Replies: 47
Views: 4,912
Posted By VideoPaul

Israel also profiles, and makes no apologies for...

Israel also profiles, and makes no apologies for it, and just ignores the politically correct crowd when they whine about it.

--PP



How effective could an interrogation be, given by the...
Nov 23, 10, 7:55 am
Replies: 46
Views: 3,836
Posted By VideoPaul

Well ain't life just about a b**ch!! Pistole is...

Well ain't life just about a b**ch!! Pistole is "pleading" with us to not opt out of the nude-o-scopes. Well, we're pleading with him to stop the groping. You first, a**hole. YOU work for US, not...
Nov 20, 10, 4:18 am
Replies: 43
Views: 5,245
Posted By VideoPaul

Just a couple of weeks after the TSA's all out...

Just a couple of weeks after the TSA's all out liquuids ban, I walked though the WTMD and ripped the loudest, raunchiest frat I could possibly muster. the moat dragon looked at me and said "What was...
Sep 27, 10, 7:47 am
Replies: 4,410
Views: 735,649
Posted By VideoPaul

9/19/10, SJC, aound 5AM: I was shown the machine...

9/19/10, SJC, aound 5AM: I was shown the machine and said "I'd like a manual screening please". The guy said "Do you have a medical device?" and I said "No, I'm a cancer patient" (I am, Hodgkin's...
Aug 4, 10, 8:49 pm
Replies: 107
Views: 12,165
Posted By VideoPaul

Let's run through the timeline of how that would...

Let's run through the timeline of how that would look:

1) FAA annonces installation of breath alcohol interlocks in scheduled airline aircraft
2) Pilot's union immediately grieves "unnegotiated...
Aug 4, 10, 7:21 pm
Replies: 107
Views: 12,165
Posted By VideoPaul

I believe that would be codified as "STFU ASAP" ...

I believe that would be codified as "STFU ASAP"

Delta's new logo....an ostrich with its head in the sand.

--PP
Aug 4, 10, 7:17 pm
Replies: 107
Views: 12,165
Posted By VideoPaul

The new Delta Airlines safety slogan: IF...

The new Delta Airlines safety slogan:

IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY **NOTHING**!!

Seriously, though, if you think you see a safety concern, SAY NOTHING to anyone in person. Pick up the phone,...
Aug 4, 10, 5:48 pm
Replies: 107
Views: 12,165
Posted By VideoPaul

The net result will be a chilling effect on...

The net result will be a chilling effect on people expressing concern. Having read this, if I think a pilot may have had a few before the flight, I'm very likely not to say anything now lest I get...
Replies: 24
Views: 4,352
Posted By VideoPaul

I wonder what innocuous object the TSA is...

I wonder what innocuous object the TSA is convinced will blow up this time?

--PP

QUEENS (WABC) -- Terminal 1 at JFK was evacuated due to an unknown possible threat Sunday evening.
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May 8, 10, 2:32 pm
Replies: 76
Views: 6,137
Posted By VideoPaul

A big part of the asian culture is identifying...

A big part of the asian culture is identifying with the company, and if the company looks bad, so do you.

Unionized workers in the US tend to get a mentality that the company is their sworn enemy...
May 2, 10, 8:50 pm
Replies: 293
Views: 24,475
Posted By VideoPaul

I too fear that Hopkins will be relegated to just...

I too fear that Hopkins will be relegated to just another outstation, and that Denver will rapidly do so as well. A real shame.

--PP
May 2, 10, 8:37 pm
Replies: 35
Views: 3,088
Posted By VideoPaul

And after the dust settles it will be "Work only...

And after the dust settles it will be "Work only as hard as you need to to collect a paycheck. File a grievance."

--PP
May 2, 10, 8:35 pm
Replies: 293
Views: 24,475
Posted By VideoPaul

My experiences with CO have, with only three...

My experiences with CO have, with only three exceptions, been stellar. UA has always been a festival of laziness, incompetence, and bureaucratic, union-based idiocy.

The best example I can give...
May 2, 10, 5:55 pm
Replies: 293
Views: 24,475
Posted By VideoPaul

I have had the opposite experience. As a CO...

I have had the opposite experience. As a CO flyer out of ORD, CO has always been amazing here at customer service. Flying every so often on UA is an exercise in long lines, bad customer service,...
May 2, 10, 5:47 pm
Replies: 293
Views: 24,475
Posted By VideoPaul

RIP CO

Wow, this is sad news indeed. Look for "The Customer is Always Wrong" attitude and the petty union crap to take over the currently outstanding CO product. Say goodbye to Americans on the customer...
May 2, 10, 5:35 pm
Replies: 291
Views: 22,736
Posted By VideoPaul

Chicago Tribune just moved as breaking news, both...

Chicago Tribune just moved as breaking news, both airlines. boards viting to merge, announcement tomorrow. new entity to be United Airlines, with Smisek as CEO. Company HQ in Chicago in what used...
Jan 18, 10, 8:58 pm
Replies: 66
Views: 5,967
Posted By VideoPaul

Point of order: BOTH are in fact "radiation",...

Point of order: BOTH are in fact "radiation", but one is 'non-ionizing".

VBackscatter is in fact X-ray and X-rays are in fact ionizig radiation.

As for millimeter wave, a study conducted by...
Jan 18, 10, 8:51 pm
Replies: 66
Views: 5,967
Posted By VideoPaul

Pat down. And yes, I will request a female...

Pat down. And yes, I will request a female screener. :-D I won't get one but I want to make my preferences known.

I'm a cancer patient in remission. No body scans for me.

--PP
Replies: 435
Views: 35,876
Posted By VideoPaul

I was standing in a security line at DEN when...

I was standing in a security line at DEN when some a**wips pushed ahead of veryone claiming he was an "airport official" but didn't go throuh the employee entrance (which would have required airport...
Jan 3, 10, 10:20 pm
Replies: 435
Views: 35,876
Posted By VideoPaul

you dare question the infallibility of the tsa???...

you dare question the infallibility of the tsa???

--pp
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