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Old Sep 17, 2009, 10:21 am
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Originally Posted by pinkcat
do I have this correct, it is illegal to buy adult toys in the US?
There's one state that still has a law against them.
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Old Sep 17, 2009, 10:47 am
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There's one state that still has a law against them.
Let me guess - north of Arizona and south of Idaho?
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Old Sep 17, 2009, 1:59 pm
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Originally Posted by FliesWay2Much
...and, he's either in or very close to a dry county (I forget on which side of the county line the airport resides). The best thing about the dry county near HSV is the Greenbrier BBQ!
It's on the Madison Co side, and I think not all of Limestone Co is dry anymore.

More importantly, old Greenbrier or new Greenbrier???

Now I need a fix of ribs and hushpuppies.
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Old Sep 17, 2009, 2:56 pm
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Originally Posted by Boggie Dog

We have come so far to have progressed so little.
Earlier this year, it became legal in Texas to own or posses six or more um, shall we say 'meat substitutes'. In the old days, a person could only have five.

I'm not sure which is worse, the TSA seizing 'toys' (who gets that job?) or the fact that I knew HSVTSO Dean is in Alabama because he lives in a state where they are illegal to sell.
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Old Sep 17, 2009, 3:45 pm
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Originally Posted by Willytx
Earlier this year, it became legal in Texas to own or posses six or more um, shall we say 'meat substitutes'. In the old days, a person could only have five.

I'm not sure which is worse, the TSA seizing 'toys' (who gets that job?) or the fact that I knew HSVTSO Dean is in Alabama because he lives in a state where they are illegal to sell.
there are only a limited number of orifices, why would you need 6
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Old Sep 17, 2009, 4:07 pm
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Originally Posted by RocketHokie
Originally Posted by FliesWay2Much
...and, he's either in or very close to a dry county (I forget on which side of the county line the airport resides). The best thing about the dry county near HSV is the Greenbrier BBQ!
It's on the Madison Co side, and I think not all of Limestone Co is dry anymore.

More importantly, old Greenbrier or new Greenbrier???

Now I need a fix of ribs and hushpuppies.
The OLD Greenbrier, of course! :-)
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Old Sep 17, 2009, 6:44 pm
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Originally Posted by pinkcat
do I have this correct, it is illegal to buy adult toys in the US?
Some states, usually in the deep south like Alabama. Which is one of the reasons why family trees have no branches there.
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Old Sep 17, 2009, 6:45 pm
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Originally Posted by pinkcat
there are only a limited number of orifices, why would you need 6
There are only two types of screws, why do you need 12 screwdrivers?
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Old Sep 17, 2009, 6:48 pm
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Originally Posted by pinkcat
there are only a limited number of orifices, why would you need 6
In case friends stop by.
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Old Sep 17, 2009, 7:11 pm
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Let me guess - north of Arizona and south of Idaho?
Nope. I forget exactly where, but it's over in the Bible Belt. Something near the Mississippi river but I forget which one.
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Old Sep 17, 2009, 11:32 pm
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Originally Posted by pinkcat
there are only a limited number of orifices, why would you need 6
Use your imagination!

Great thread. Can you imagine the look on the face of the TSA who gets to finger a fleshlight? Gives the term "cavity search" a whole new meaning.
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Old Sep 17, 2009, 11:42 pm
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Originally Posted by Willyx
Earlier this year, it became legal in Texas to own or posses six or more um, shall we say 'meat substitutes'. In the old days, a person could only have five.
Originally Posted by pinkcat
there are only a limited number of orifices, why would you need 6
Well, as I count them, humans have either 7 or 8 orifices (depending on whether they are male or female). Maybe Texas felt strongly that a few shouldn't be messed with?
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Old Sep 18, 2009, 9:40 pm
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Originally Posted by pinkcat
there are only a limited number of orifices, why would you need 6
Hopefully a few were being sent out to be steam cleaned!

Actually the limit was more an effort to restrict sales and was rarely enforced against the end user. (oof - sorry!) If you are in the business of selling such devices, it is hard to order them from a supplier in such small quantities. The variety of selection would also be limited.

Must go now, the double entendre are straining to be unleashed.
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Old Sep 18, 2009, 10:16 pm
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Originally Posted by whirledtraveler
Well, as I count them, humans have either 7 or 8 orifices (depending on whether they are male or female). Maybe Texas felt strongly that a few shouldn't be messed with?
Is it bad that I checked your math?
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Old Sep 19, 2009, 7:26 pm
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Originally Posted by pinkcat
there are only a limited number of orifices, why would you need 6
What if you have friends? Like, real live ones, I mean?
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