Who moved my porn?
Jan 28, 2009, 10:49 am
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Jan 28, 2009, 11:36 am
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I agree completely.
How about a routine that the disc reports back to the true owner its location/IP/any other information available from the machine it is on.
Then fry the system.
If I had the skills I would make one tonight.
Jan 28, 2009, 12:13 pm
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What would the TSAer do? Say he stole the disc from a checked bag?
Jan 28, 2009, 12:14 pm
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<SNIP> A couple of years ago, I was taking longer trips and had to check a suitcase on occasion. As an experiment, I took a blank CD, wrote a title on it like: "Jenna Jamieson classics" (not sure I even spelled her stage name correctly). When you opened up the disc, I created a folder called "movie". Inside the folder, I had a single powerpoint slide saying something like (can't remember the exact wording):
- Greetings, Mr. Transportation Security Officer!
- You've taken the bait -- Sorry to disappoint you.
- You're nothing more than a thief and common criminal.
- Have a nice day.
Jan 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
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I have a friend of mine who, upon opening her suitcase at the hotel, had a TSA card wrapped around and rubber banded to a certain female pleasuring device she travelled with. 
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Jan 28, 2009, 5:16 pm
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Jan 28, 2009, 6:51 pm
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Interesting thread.
I think I'll try the CD thing and put some of the interesting surgical and medical photos that I have. That'll freak em out a bit
I think I'll try the CD thing and put some of the interesting surgical and medical photos that I have. That'll freak em out a bit
Jan 28, 2009, 7:23 pm
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Jan 28, 2009, 9:39 pm
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A couple of years ago, I was taking longer trips and had to check a suitcase on occasion. As an experiment, I took a blank CD, wrote a title on it like: "Jenna Jamieson classics" (not sure I even spelled her stage name correctly). When you opened up the disc, I created a folder called "movie". Inside the folder, I had a single powerpoint slide saying something like (can't remember the exact wording):
- Greetings, Mr. Transportation Security Officer!
- You've taken the bait -- Sorry to disappoint you.
- You're nothing more than a thief and common criminal.
- Have a nice day.
I would have made it a .avi file that showed the same thing.
The little experiment proved successful twice in 6 tries. In each case, the screeners had opened the suitcase because I had the TSA greeting card and the lock indicators had been tripped.