Today at the checkpoint, I encountered the unspeakable ...
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I had a couple of large furries and their small daughter in the row across from me a few years back. Great people. Their scrapbook of the convention was quite interesting.
Can my water be considered "screened" if I take a drink from it?
Can my water be considered "screened" if I take a drink from it?
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This sounds intriguing, but why haven't I seen any threads on it? This thread seems a strange place to learn about it.
Change the rules to liquids are *denied* only at supervisor discretion form "compelling and extraordinary circumstances" and start broad-based trace detection on liquid containers, and we might have the embryo of a sane policy.
Change the rules to liquids are *denied* only at supervisor discretion form "compelling and extraordinary circumstances" and start broad-based trace detection on liquid containers, and we might have the embryo of a sane policy.
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"But they let my water on in Kansas" "You rode a 737 you're not in Kansas any more" Dept.:
OTOH, this "may, at his or her discretion" gives front line screeners with a power trip, if there happen to be any , MORE ability to make up on the spot decisions which will greatly vary from minute to minute depending on who is on donut break, vary from checkpoint to checkpoint within the same airport, and vary between cities depending on what supervisors order as SOP. Only one word to describe this: FUBAR.
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In a word: Furries!
OMG ...
Seems they'd had a convention in town over the weekend, which they do periodically, according to my esteemed colleagues, who apparently have encountered them before.
(BTW, if you don't know what a "furry" is, I am not going to explain! However, I *will* recommend you don't Google an answer on a work-related computer.)
OMG ...
Seems they'd had a convention in town over the weekend, which they do periodically, according to my esteemed colleagues, who apparently have encountered them before.
(BTW, if you don't know what a "furry" is, I am not going to explain! However, I *will* recommend you don't Google an answer on a work-related computer.)
To each his own.
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and start broad-based trace detection on liquid containers, and we might have the embryo of a sane policy.
I think that's why the rules have been muddled a bit ... for instance, it appears PAX will ONLY be given a shot at keeping their items if they DISPUTE the requirement. That will eliminate about 3/4 of the testing right there, as people who don't know the 3-1-1 rules to begin with aren't likely to know the rules may be relaxed if they protest. However, if they find out later (or see other people being allowed to keep items when they just surrendered theirs) they're not going to be happy. Thus this has the potential to give the TSA a really big black eye, PR-wise. (I spent a good part of my career in PR, and I'm cringing at the fallout that I fear lies ahead. Thank Goddess I'm just a TSO!)
OTOH, this "may, at his or her discretion" gives front line screeners with a power trip, if there happen to be any , MORE ability to make up on the spot decisions which will greatly vary from minute to minute depending on who is on donut break, vary from checkpoint to checkpoint within the same airport, and vary between cities depending on what supervisors order as SOP. Only one word to describe this: FUBAR.
IMO, there is a big push right now within the TSA to give more decision-making authority to the people on the front lines (TSOs). This is a direct contradiction to the policy up until now, which considered screeners incapable of snapping off a plastic cover and replacing the 3x3-inch foam fan filter on the back of the ETD machines (really ... we were supposed to call a supervisor if the filter looked dirty! )
I can think of several reasons for the change. One: screener attrition rates are atrocious, and many HR studies have shown that workers are happy in proportion to the sense of control they feel in their work environment. Empower people, and they tend to stick around and even display initiative. Wow, who'd-a thunk it?
Two: Having people follow a rote set of procedures, no matter how carefully-designed, is not really the best way to outwit a terrorist looking to circumvent such procedures (especially since they're not terribly difficult to suss out). Allow people some latitude to be creative, and you increase the chances of actually catching the Bad Guy, should one happen to prevent himself. Unfortunately, allowing people to be creative in the past led to such unfortunate incidents as women reportedly being forced to sip breast milk to prove it wasn't a harmful substance (I say "reportedly" as this account may well be apocryphal).
I wish I had as much confidence in my co-workers as Kip apparently does. Yikes!
So, I'm on the fence here. I guess we'll see how it plays out ...
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In a word: Furries!
OMG ...
Seems they'd had a convention in town over the weekend, which they do periodically, according to my esteemed colleagues, who apparently have encountered them before.
(BTW, if you don't know what a "furry" is, I am not going to explain! However, I *will* recommend you don't Google an answer on a work-related computer.)
Actually, things went pretty smoothly ... I *did* have a male passenger wearing a floor-length faux fox tail clipped to the rear of his jeans begin SWISHING it seductively in my direction after he caught me giggling at it! But it was all in good fun ...
One of my co-workers was less amused upon being called to search a bag that contained a LITTER PAN ... and no, the passenger was NOT flying accompanied by a feline!!!!
Being OCD, I'm not sure all the rubber gloves and hand sanitizer in the world would have gotten me past THAT traumu ...
OMG ...
Seems they'd had a convention in town over the weekend, which they do periodically, according to my esteemed colleagues, who apparently have encountered them before.
(BTW, if you don't know what a "furry" is, I am not going to explain! However, I *will* recommend you don't Google an answer on a work-related computer.)
Actually, things went pretty smoothly ... I *did* have a male passenger wearing a floor-length faux fox tail clipped to the rear of his jeans begin SWISHING it seductively in my direction after he caught me giggling at it! But it was all in good fun ...
One of my co-workers was less amused upon being called to search a bag that contained a LITTER PAN ... and no, the passenger was NOT flying accompanied by a feline!!!!
Being OCD, I'm not sure all the rubber gloves and hand sanitizer in the world would have gotten me past THAT traumu ...
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I think that's why the rules have been muddled a bit ... for instance, it appears PAX will ONLY be given a shot at keeping their items if they DISPUTE the requirement. That will eliminate about 3/4 of the testing right there, as people who don't know the 3-1-1 rules to begin with aren't likely to know the rules may be relaxed if they protest. However, if they find out later (or see other people being allowed to keep items when they just surrendered theirs) they're not going to be happy. Thus this has the potential to give the TSA a really big black eye, PR-wise. (I spent a good part of my career in PR, and I'm cringing at the fallout that I fear lies ahead. Thank Goddess I'm just a TSO!)
I also find it odd that Kip is (probably unintentionally) encouraging pax to dispute one set of rules (liquids) while trying to crack down on "activist" pax who assert their right to fly without presenting travel papers (ID) and requesting permission.
My guess is that this policy was conceived to give front-line screeners the ability to waive on the mom with water for her kid's formula, parent with a sippy cup, old man with a bottle of water, etc. It's a noble idea but will quickly get out of control. And once TSA lets it out that they realize not all (or even most) liquids are a threat, they are one step closer to no longer being able to defend the entire war-on-water.
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And once TSA lets it out that they realize not all (or even most) liquids are a threat, they are one step closer to no longer being able to defend the entire war-on-water.
I wish the TSA had "sold" the public on this rationale, instead of the one that was employed (insisting that every passenger's water bottle might be a bomb, then disposing of them in the public trash container in the middle of the checkpoint).
After all, the public generally is pretty good at getting behind a cause. "Do the patriotic thing -- help the TSA find bombs by leaving your water bottle at home!" may have been easier to "sell" than "We think your 6-year-old's juice box is a bomb!" which obviously is nonsense.
Gee, think I can get promoted to Public Relations? Probably not, huh.
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This will allow each airport to set their own requirement.
If something hits the fan, TSA upper management will still have plausible deniability while attempting to ameliorate being the most hated government agency on the planet.
This is a casebook example of how managers can duck responsibility while making provisions for the rank-and-file to take the rap should anything actually go wrong.
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Apparently, it is something you can be converted to:
For a while, he concedes, he was a “plushie,” which is the word for a person who has a strong—usually erotic—attachment to stuffed animals.
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I was distracted from my colleague's tale of woe by the necessity of determining how a West Virginian's 'spit cup' (water bottle half-full of murky green tobacco juice) ought to be handled in accordance with the new rules concerning liquids, gels and aerosols.
(I'm passing up a wonderful opportunity here to add a comment about how THAT would be handled in accordance with the new rules concerning liquids. )