I dare you to...
 

For anyone here who goes through security and faces questioning from the ID checker and/or SPOTTers, answer them in a manner that indicates that you're onto them, but in a subtle, ironic way. However, be sure to put a special emphasis on the word spot.

Here's a few examples:

"Where are you headed?"

"My hometown, Spotsville."


"What's the purpose of your trip?"

"To attend my best friend's dog's funeral. That dog was special to her. By the way, the cute dog's name was SPOT."


"How's the weather today?"

"Outside? When I entered the airport, I spotted a few clouds. I predict it will be rainy later on, with spots of hail."

:D THEN, post your results here - the TSAer's reaction (if s/he gets it, or is completely oblivious to the irony), and if anything happens afterwards.