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mikeon Nov 11, 2007 4:02 am

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flyinbob Nov 11, 2007 5:51 am


Originally Posted by Bart (Post 8710568)
Wow. The OP's point was about what constitutes "outer garment." And the OP had some fun with it. You're taking this in an entirely different direction. I won't bite.

Have fun.

No, it was about how the TSA seems to not be able to recognize a simple situation and deal with it appropriately.

I notice you love to throw up the snide "don't bother me with these trivial things" defense whenever an issue of common sense and reasonable responses comes up. This post is yet another indication of the lack of public relations skills common in too many TSA personnel. The TSA is there to SERVE the public, not the other way around.

LEX-LGA Commuter Nov 11, 2007 5:52 am


Originally Posted by rightseat (Post 8710444)
I wonder why agents tend to take an aggressive attitude toward the folks on this board.

You people treat it like a game. It's almost a hobby for some of you.

Wait a minute. Are you saying that you actually have knowledge of agents knowing who posts on this board - and then acting in a vindictive fashion? If not, how can you support your first statement? I think Bart would want to quickly address this accusation, as it takes conspiracy to a whole new level.

"You people treat it like a game." Close, but no cigar. We treat it like the con game it is. If you choose to believe that it is the first line of defense against domestic terrorists, so be it.

UALOneKPlus Nov 11, 2007 8:34 am


Originally Posted by rightseat (Post 8710444)
I wonder why agents tend to take an aggressive attitude toward the folks on this board.

You people treat it like a game. It's almost a hobby for some of you.

BZZZZZZZZZZ

Wrong answer. Try again.

pinion Nov 11, 2007 8:39 am


Originally Posted by Bart (Post 8705553)
The real funny part is that TSA does not operate in SFO. It's a private security company called Covenant Security. But why spoil it with facts?

Shouldn't you be harassing passengers in an airport somewhere right now?:p

How is one supposed to know who the rent-a-cops are at a particular airport unless you ask them? They sure looked and acted like TSA.

Maybe you should spend less time picking apart everything posted here and more time checking for contraband hair gel.:rolleyes:

Martina McSorley Nov 11, 2007 9:06 am

Welcome, Pinion! I'm new (to posting) too. This story will have me grinning all day.

Yet more proof that yer Ma was right when she told you to ALWAYS wear clean underwear.

UALOneKPlus Nov 11, 2007 9:09 am

Welcome again to you both, Martina McSorley and Pinion. It is a welcome sight to see people so frustrated with the TSA that they join us here to voice their concerns!

Bart Nov 11, 2007 11:04 am


Originally Posted by pinion (Post 8711250)
Shouldn't you be harassing passengers in an airport somewhere right now?:p

How is one supposed to know who the rent-a-cops are at a particular airport unless you ask them? They sure looked and acted like TSA.

Maybe you should spend less time picking apart everything posted here and more time checking for contraband hair gel.:rolleyes:

I'm impressed with the brainpower you generated to come up with those insults. I'll let you have the last word if you wish. In the meantime, I'll use the ignore feature from this point on.

Suggest you do the same.

Have a nice day, cupcake.

Orion Nov 11, 2007 11:12 am

words
 
A couple of times TSA has told me, "I need to see your ticket". I replied that all I had with me was a boarding pass". He accepted that.
I'm not playing games. The nomenclature is simple stuff. I just want them to get it right.

pinion Nov 11, 2007 11:59 am


Originally Posted by Bart (Post 8711943)
I'm impressed with the brainpower you generated to come up with those insults. I'll let you have the last word if you wish. In the meantime, I'll use the ignore feature from this point on.

Suggest you do the same.

Have a nice day, cupcake.

OOOOO! I've been ignored by a TSA guy!:eek:

As in many of your posts where you appear to be the official spokesperson for the TSA, I just ask: Does this mean that all the TSAs will now ignore me too?

I feel I can speak for everyone here that has been frustrated by the TSA and for anyone who may not have ill feelings toward them yet (just wait your turn, it is coming one day;)) by saying:

God, i wish the TSA would ignore us!:D

Thanks, Bart. Being ignored by you is a great start. 1 down, "thousands standing around" to go...

As far as the "insults" you say I came up with. The original posting was meant in jest. With your original reply you decided to be snippy about things...


Originally Posted by pinion (Post 8711250)
Shouldn't you be harassing passengers in an airport somewhere right now?

Sorry, I don't know that you personally harass passengers, but most passengers feel that most TSA are harassing them (along with many who post here).


Originally Posted by pinion (Post 8711250)
How is one supposed to know who the rent-a-cops are at a particular airport unless you ask them? They sure looked and acted like TSA.

BTW, TSA does NOT = LEO as stated many times on this forum. If you are not LEO, you are "hired security". Hired security = Rent-a-Cop.


Originally Posted by pinion (Post 8711250)
Maybe you should spend less time picking apart everything posted here and more time checking for contraband hair gel.

The reason for any animosity toward you personally and the TSA in general by most here is summed up in this last part.

I'll not be ignoring you, Bart. I find it so refreshing to read your posts. The overall feeling I get is that everyone here is wrong and the TSA can do no wrong.

Do you like cupcakes or something? Get a new catchphrase...

EngIceDave Nov 11, 2007 12:07 pm

TSA doesn't harass me.

and aren't insults like those from pinion against the TOS?

red456 Nov 11, 2007 12:46 pm


Originally Posted by EngIceDave (Post 8712209)
TSA doesn't harass me.

Because you are a sheeple and if you are content with that, it's fine by us here.

EngIceDave Nov 11, 2007 12:55 pm

I'm a sheeple because I don't get harassed?

I'm sure that makes sense in some alternate universe

Bart Nov 11, 2007 1:49 pm


Originally Posted by Orion (Post 8711973)
A couple of times TSA has told me, "I need to see your ticket". I replied that all I had with me was a boarding pass". He accepted that.
I'm not playing games. The nomenclature is simple stuff. I just want them to get it right.

Fair enough. Works the other way, too. Not unusual that I ask to see a boarding pass and the passenger gives me a blank expression. Then I repeat but say, "your ticket, please" and out comes their boarding pass.

I'm not so picky about nomenclature.

I just want to see the document that authorizes them entry. ;)

flyinbob Nov 11, 2007 3:24 pm


Originally Posted by EngIceDave (Post 8712399)
I'm a sheeple because I don't get harassed?

I'm sure that makes sense in some alternate universe

Don't take sheeple that way. I've been through several European airports in the past week and NEVER removed shoes. Too much of what the TSA calls rules are meant to give the average citizen the appearance of security, and many infrequent flyers fall for it. And if you dare to question it, you are "suspicious". Sheeple are those who fail to question the actions of government agents because you are afraid or you've fallen for their lines about safety without asking why.


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