I forget a knife in my bag, TSA forgets to find it (thankfully, no terminal dump!)
I drove down to FL with my wife to visit her family for a few days. I then flew home to go back to the office, as I had a lot I needed to get done and couldn't visit as long as she wanted to.
I was looking for her car keys this morning in my laptop bag, since my car is still with her. What do I find? A folding knife (larger than a pocket knife, mind you)! :eek: Oops. I usually double-check my laptop bag prior to flying to make sure there aren't any items like knives or liquids/gels in its pockets--something I do specifically for that particular knife, which I often have when not traveling by air in case I'd need it for things like cutting the seat belt after a car accident, etc. But the past couple of trips I've taken have been on very little sleep, and apparently I missed the knife in the sleepy rush to the airport. The scary thing is, so did the TSA. Three times. (As I'd recently flown a roundtrip without unpacking prior to this trip). Now, tell me again how effective the TSA is going to be at catching weapons, bomb components, etc. at the checkpoint? At least I didn't turn myself in to the TSA and cause a terminal dump. And, apparently, that magic rock still works, because the knife did not cause any plane hijackings or crashes, either. :p |
The TSA only had a 20% (or less) chance of catching the knife given their screener performance audit results.
Want your $5 billion back now? :) |
This has also happened to me (small folder). :eek:
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Originally Posted by bocastephen
(Post 8110172)
The TSA only had a 20% (or less) chance of catching the knife given their screener performance audit results.
Want your $5 billion back now? :) |
You did the right thing keeping quiet. All the idiot TSA people can find is water & other liquids.
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I have done this several times. Usually only realizing that I have / had the knife after arriving at my destination. Although once I realized it immediately after I walked through security. No planes were hijacked that day. |
Be glad you found it and not the TSA. You would have paid a hefty fine if they found it.
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Originally Posted by UALOneKPlus
(Post 8112218)
Be glad you found it and not the TSA. You would have paid a hefty fine if they found it.
Although I complain about the idiocy of the BKW TSA (indeed, the very existence of a 6+ member TSA goon squad for an airport with 3x daily commercial flights seems a waste of my $$), I suspect they would have let me hand it to my parents, who were sitting in the lobby 5 feet away from the gate at the time. The JAX TSA--the last ones to miss it--are, IME, good guys, and I suspect they would have let me either give it to someone landside or mail it. JAX is one of the few TSA checkpoints that consistently earns compliments from me; back pre-8/10 water carnival, they would discourage people from removing their shoes, for example. |
Exerda,
Dude check my post from another thread yesterday............ I feel your pain :( Flew out of TPA last week into CLT for a connection. Screener takes my carryon and informs me she needs to look at it closer. Long story short..... they miss the 3 bic lighters, the pocket knife and the laser pointer shaped like a 30-06 bullet, BUT THEY CONFISCATE MY D_M_ DEODORANT!!! My God people, think of the children..... Sorry, I feel safer now [sigh] Tim |
I forget a knife in my bag, TSA forgets to find it (thankfully, no terminal dump!)
Can you imagine if you had a bottle of water??? |
Before the liquid restirction, they had a higher success rate.
I was caught with an expensive swiss army knife at TSA LAX about 3 years ago. I didn't give it up because I had extra time. I went back and bought a roll of tape in the terminal and clandestinely taped it underneath a street side phone kiosk. Went through TSA. 2 days later picked it up on my return. Thank god no one saw me taping a knife underneath an airport phone! |
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